If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

1. If you compare Rukia's interaction with Ichigo you'd see its not that different from her friendship with Renji. Its almost IDENTICAL. So saying that their socalled chemistry makes them cannon is the biggest load of bullshit you can tell me. I've seen anime and mangas that have main male and female characters NOT HOOKING UP EVER. So that argument is not valid either.

2. Compare the MANGA to the ANIME. Remember that TV changes a lot of things. In fact the anime is more Ichi/Ruki friendly when in fact, ALL OF THE FACTS are in the original manga that the anime came from, people! There's not that HEAVY a chemistry between them. They usually have tons of comic relief and arguments. The fluffy moments are more Ichi/Hime than anything else in the manga. So read it and shut the fuck up because I do go on sites to buy manga and do follow them.

3. "More than friends, less than lovers." That doesn't mean jackshit! If you are into reading riddles, you'd see that means "They're so close they're like brother and sister" I have siblings and I love them more than friends, but I don't fucking jump in the sack with them because that's just disgusting. I bet you can use that wording afore mentioned for Rukia's friendship with Renji as well.

4. Because Orihime is ditzy, doesn't mean Rukia doesn't have her 'duh' moments. So saying that Ichi/Ruki are cannon because Orihime is dumb makes you also pretty fucking stupid.

5. I USED to only read fics on these two and I stopped for 5 reasons: 1. The character bashing got on my nerves. I mean whenever I saw insults hurled at Orihime, instead of them making me laugh or get mad I'd just roll my eyes saying "Here's ANOTHER one of those". 2. The FLUFF. I'm allergic to it and we have to understand that most of the people that ship this pairing are girls too young to even have been fucked so seeing painfully unrealistic lemons and an ocean of typos has made me fearful of reading Ichi/Ruki. 3. TOO MANY STORIES ON THEM. The plots are generally the same, their attitudes are OCC, the love rival is always that 'fat big chested slut Orihime', and they are always having a gaggle worth of fluffy OCC moments that I hate the writer writing such trash. The few fics worth reading on this couple have been written by adults and those are really hard to come by considering all of the 11 year old twats attempting to write M-Rated stories. It's hard to seperate what's crap and what isn't so I just simply don't fucking read it anymore unless someone recs me a story that I 'might like'. 4. The immature authors and their READERS. If you go to an Ichi/Ruki story that has tons of reviews, you'll see that most of the reviews consist of 'THAT'S SO HAWT' or 'ICHI/RUKI 4-EVER!' or 'ICHI/RUKI FTW!' I don't even think most of those fucking people are really reading the stories for good plot or writing style, they only fucking read it because its Ichi/Ruki (saw a recent one that was just awfully OCC and the readers supported it. I mean, I know that there's GOOD Ichi/Rukis out there, but taking 'crap' for low quality because the summary says 'Ichi/Ruki Lemons' really lowers my respect for people that accept such shit.) 5. Some of the authors bash other authors in their stories if they wrote something 'anti-Ichi/Ruki' in their own stories. Reviewers that hunt down 'not Ichi/Ruki friendly' stories to flame them and insult the writer and his/her reviewers. Lets face it, a lot of Ichi/Ruki fans are just agressive and bitchy. Their attitudes alone has made me not support this pairing or want to write for them longterm.

What I DO Support:

Having these two paired up with OTHER PEOPLE. Seriously. Though half Ichi/Rukis are pretty good, the other half are written by immature flame-wielding harassing stalking bitches that can't stand to see people thinking differently than them (I call them Fandom Nazis. This shit is a lot worser than the Kagome/Kikyo war that has THANKFULLY died down considerably which is why I'm starting to eye the Inuyasha section. There's newer better stories unlike the 'Kinkihoe' fics a lot of 13 year olds pro Inu/Kag used to write. Fans DO grow up and so does their writing which is a GREAT thing rather than having chars OCC'ed and hateful just because you can't stand them)

Why am I saying this after clearly writing a drabble on them? Well... The problem ROSE because of that drabble. Apparently an underager (I checked her profile and she's 14) loved it and mistakenly believed I was hardcore Ichi/Ruki. When she went to my profile, ALAS, I had an excerpt from a story that wasn't Ichi/Ruki friendly. She then dared to threaten me in a PM with some childish nonsense about refusing to review because of that other story I had up. She quote "delete that mean story or I swear I won't read anything else you write' . She then tried to convince me of how 'wrong' I was and I told her 'sweetheart... I'm 28, not some other misguided teenager that can't see anything beyond her own ass. I could care less if you review. In fact, I don't want you to review after you have ORDERED me to delete my own work. I write things for EVERYBODY, not just for people that like your pairing. I might write a long Ichi/Ruki in the future, but don't expect me to be doing it because I'm CRAZY for them. I like their stories, like how the work for each other in stories, but I'm not some zombie belonging to the new 'Ichi/Ruki Religion'. So quit pretending you can convert me, an ADULT, into your closed-minded way of thinking. Thanks."

I WAS NICE ABOUT IT! SHEESH! But that shit just SET HER OFF. Then a PM war ensued and I ended up blocking her stupid ass, because youth combined with stupidity gives me an asthma attack.

I. Don't. Hate. Them... I. Only. Hate. The. People. Who. Have. Fucked. The. Fandom. Up. Because. Of. Them.

And most of these people aren't even old enough to think right anyways. I mean, if you go to Adultfanfiction.net, which is full of adults only, you'll see that Ichi/Ruki fics are EXTINCT there. The only site that seems to have them by thousands IS fanfiction.net. You have to realize that as a grown up, you just don't find the comedic relief, arguments and OCC character bashing to be fun anymore. It actually becomes quite boring after a while.

I was getting kind of sick of having girls having rants in my stories or in PMs directed at me. That flamer at my 'Rejection' oneshot was easy to brush aside as just another immature girl picking a fight because she was obviously hurt by my stories. But the PM girl was what finally pissed me off enough to say I WON'T ever do an Ichi/Ruki longfic if this is the bullshit I'm going to have to listen to. I PMed her back and told her and she said I was being stupid, that all I had to do was DELETE the story that offended her pairing and then she would review all of my stories without a problem (sorry but she was the one that sounded stupid by saying that). I mean what kind of person tells you what to write or not write? That's why I called her delusional and she went off yet again saying that I was being a hipocrite even though I had repeatedly told her that I don't ship them or care if they are bashed because of my no-shipping standing in fanfiction. Now I'm really going to turn anti-Ichi/Ruki just to piss them off, that's how far the harassment has gone for me and my reviewers. (they even insult my reviewers, so that's the cherry on top to hate their guts)

 

So yeah. No Ichi/Rukis from me ever again, EVER. That drabble just brought me trouble. I liked writing them, but people like this almost make me hate this pairing as a writing choice. They've totally sucked out all enjoyment I as a writer can get out of writing their prefered pairing. They honestly have. Besides that, the manga is WAY different than the anime and so far the most seemingly cannon pairing in the manga is Ichi/Hime (not all that crazy about them either, but they can be pretty darned cute together if an author writes them right.) If you don't believe me, read this: orihimelovesichigo.tripod.com/essay1.htm

You aren't supporting your pairing, you are just trashing everyone else that seriously likes it and making the real fans look bad. So intead of starting fights, do yourself a favor and act mature for once by showing a higher tolerance level to fics that don't have your favorite pairing. Don't like, don't read. Most of all, don't like, don't BITCH.

From the immature behavior of Ichi/Ruki hardcore fans (there's a select few that are awesome mature girls, so I can't lump them all together with 'trash'), I'm enclined to believe that they can't see facts for what they are. There's considerably a lot of more fluffy moments between Ichi/Hime than Ichi/Ruki (the most fluff from these two are in the ANIME or in the movies that are just filler that don't have anything to do with the actual storyline. Me being an anime nut hate seeing people twist this shit to 'gain paring proof' when there isn't any official couples in Bleach. As much as I don't like Ichi/Hime, I'd have to admit that I wouldn't be surprised if Tite Kubo left them together.)

That's why I think this battle is pretty much pointless. TITE KUBO decides who stays with who or there even is a pairing! Sheesh! Until then, all there can be for now are assumptions, fanfiction, and immature bitches trying to shove their alleged cannon pairing down our throats. In fact, the anime now is in a moment that has Orihime getting some alone time with Ichigo without Rukia around. I bet a lot of you people haven't gotten that far, so I'll just leave it as that.

Don't favor Ichi/Ruki, don't hate either of them as characters, but I just don't see the point in always hooking them up and starting fights about it.

Why do I say this...? Because I'm sick and tired of people thinking I ship them going off on me. I don't hate or like this pairing, but people like trying to force me to like them. I've just recently got a PM from some delusional little girl that read my Ichi/Ruki drabble saying that she wouldn't review it until I remove the excerpt of Reflection that is supposedly anti-Ichi/Ruki.  This is my reply to her bullshit.

I write whatever I feel like. I like characters, NOT pairings. I don't ship anyone. Here are the characters I like... Ichigo, Tatsuki, Orihime, Tia Harribel, Ulquiorra, Rangiku, Isshin, Ryuken, Karin, Yuzu, Hichigo, Toshiro, Ukitake, Hikakku, Renji, Yoruichi, Urahara, Aizen... Do you see Rukia anywhere in there? No. I like her, but not enough to the point to concentrate all of my fiction on her or harass other authors that aren't crazy about her.

So I WILL not write any more stories on these two. Don't expect me to. That drabble is going to stay that way until the fucking fans of this pairing grow the fuck up and quit bugging people with the whole 'Ichi/Ruki is cannon and everyone that doesn't like them should die!' nonsense. Not everyone has to think the way you do and it pisses me off when people asume that I am another one of the crazy bashing fans into this pairing because of a fucking drabble. Yes, Ichi/Ruki is cute. I would LOVE to write them, but the FANS saying stupid nonsense like this make me almost hate this 'couple'.

If I ever write anything with Rukia in a pairing, she'd either be paired up with Byakuya, Ryuken or some other random male rather than Ichigo because quite frankly I don't want people to stereotype my paring choices into an overused category.

Sorry to anyone offended by this. I used to have Ichi/Ruki in my fanfic poll, but after this I DELETED it. I am not in the mood to have people telling me how much they hate Orihime and asking me to hurt all characters hurting Ichi/Ruki. I am not in the mood for any of this infantile SHIT.

It's awful... The amount of money you have to spend on every fucking thing these people ask for your kids! I feel like killing someone already! Every week I'm being given a list A LIST of shit I have to buy for my daughter and the fucking school. Today, I got yet another list and I kinda' went off on the teacher for this shit because not only am I supposed to buy all of this goddamned crap, but I have to do volunteer work along with everybody else or our kids won't be able to attend the program. By the way... volunteer work is just a title. That shit is OBLIGATORY! Today, there was a fieldtrip and since these cheap asses won't bring lunch for the kids, we have to make their lunches and pay for the gas.... This is a fucking private institution we're talking about!

 

Anyways, since I'm in a rant let me start by saying that other than the bullshitfest that its my life, parents hate school as much as kids do. I haven't spent so much money in my nearly thirty years of life. If someone told me that I would spend less money on Luna after she started the school, that motherfucker deserves to be shot for being such a liar!

Another thing that is pissing me off are the 'lurkers'. I have over 28 faves for that freaking Ichi/Ruki shit I wrote and only four reviews for it so I guess all fucking fans of that pairing are a bunch of pansies like that worthless illiterate flamer! I ain't doing a fucking longfic on them because of that shit.

But... I'll admit that the Ulqui/Hime pairing intrigues me. People always bitch at me about choosing a pairing and to tell the truth my favorite females are Orihime and Tatsuki. I don't like Rukia all that much (sorry. Just not that into her. Personality and lookswise, I'm a freaky Ori/Tat hybrid, so I guess I can relate to those two more than other females.) In fact that pairing has interested me so much that thanks to a wonderful reviewer (SomeoneWhoLikesBleach also know as Clarissa. She's a nice girl) I've taken a request for them. So far at least 3 fourths of that story is finished. It's a loooooong oneshot with an open ending and I've enjoyed writing for those two immensely. Ulquiorra is a very rare male character and if people think pairing him up with Hime is weird, these people don't know how EASY it is to write the both of them. They feel even cannon! (though we know that's unfortunately not true, folks)

Onto real life shit... Things are peachy. Other than being broke, still recovering from the hell of all colds (I'm asthmatic so a cold is lethal to someone like me), I'm... happy! I'm weird and fun like that, I suppose.

If it weren't for life being such a pain in the ass, I'd be feeling dead.

I'm still kinda mad about it though.

Let me just start by saying that I hate stupid people. I really honest to God do. A new stupid person just had to say something dumb enough for me to bitch slap her. I'm not into violence but if someone gets violent towards me or my friends, I do fully support beating the shit out that person.

I'm bisexual (big shocker, huh?) and I'm not the kind of person that goes about randomnly fucking people I don't know, nor do I have a childhood trauma, and I'm not 'confused'. I'm just bisexual. I could find either sexes attractive, both physically and in a intellectual level. Its not all about sex because I've been in plenty of relatioships that have never even gone to the 'next step' and I respect other people's opinions on the matter as long as they don't harass, abuse and try to convince me to think as closed-minded as them. I can tolerate that because though I'm bi, I don't judge heterosexuals for their preferences and neither should said heteros makes asses of themselves by trying to shove their morals down my motherfucking throat.

I don't dress in boy clothes, nor do I give a shit about who's uke or seme. I'm actually quite feminine and like girls that are the same as me. (there's a stereotypical myth that if a girl is feminine she's into 'boyish girls' which is bullshit. I like girls so I like them to LOOK like girls).

The group I hang out with is diversified by our sexuality and ideas. Some of them are gay, lesbian, bisexual or even heterosexual. We tease and joke with each other, but we never ever insult one another for such lame nonsense. There's a thin line between immaturity and being an asshole and if these group of wonderful people were plain assholes, I wouldn't hang out with them.

I guess that being bi, makes my sexuality seem hetero. I look like a girl, act like a girl and don't go around acting like a nymphomaniac slut that wants to get into everybody's pants (bisexuality has earned itself a bad name because of people that do this. If you're not going to act like an adult that thinks about the damage you're doing, then don't fucking associate yourself with the gay/lesbian/bisexual community. We have to be as responsible as everybody else and have lives as well).

There's a bunch of bisexual guys in my group as well. Guys that you could look at and never even guess that they are that way. Lets start by talking about my buddy Benji (short for Benjamin). He's a really cute surfer-type guy. Dresses nice, but not so nice that he's even considered metrosexual, can talk about cars and horror movies and newest music, doesn't have effeminite mannerisms or goes playing grab-ass like alot of idiots that don't know about how real people in 'the lifestyle' act around each other.

He acts normal. Like any other guy. You can talk to him and he doesn't go around checking people out or saying how 'hawt' they are. In fact, the first time I met him I didn't even fucking know he was bi until I saw him kissing an ex-boyfriend on the cheek. When I told him that it's nice to see former lovers having such a good friendship he just shrugged and said that though they didn't work out they were mature enough to let bygones be bygones. So yeah, the guy as cute and ungay he is, has had boyfriends and longterm monogymous relationships with both men and women.

I've seen him shock the hell out of cute guys before with the 'news'. He can be talking to some guy about a concert coming up and the next he asks if the guy is into men and if the guy says yes, then he'll go right out and say, "Good, because I like you."

Well since people can't tell he's bi, Ricky who is 100% gay, has been in a relationship with him and they still flirt with each other for fun. It's nothing serious, but just playing around.

Apparently some bitch that didn't know about Benji's openess, started shit about 'gayasses' trying to fuck around with straight men. Now let me tell you, Ricky puts up with ALOT of bullshit from homophobes. I think that out of everyone in our group, he's had the hardest time being accepted not only by Black people (yes he's black), but by straight religious white-supremacists bastards. Not only does his own racial group give him a hard time because he's an 'embarassment', his family and old school friends turned their backs on him when he finally admitted to being gay.

This bitch, obviously had been flirting with Benji for awhile now (he admitted to me that they'd had gone to dinner together and that was all there was to it. No sex or anything. Just talking.), and couldn't stand seeing how Benji laughed and tolerated Ricky's teasing. They weren't all over each other. They were merely flirting with words and acting retarded (we do that sometimes).

Anyways. Ricky ignored her because he has built a really good tolerance level with ignorance of stupid Barbie-types. The problem was that Benji and I weren't going to put up with it. At least I was the one that bitched her out.

That was when things went downhill fast. She said that I wanted Benji for myself (I've dated him before and everyone knows it) and that I was just jealous because he was showing 'interest' in her (believe me, eating pizza with Benji isn't 'interest'. Being told that he finds you sexy and wants to have something serious IS. If he invited her to eat with him, then he was being polite not flirty.)

I told her how it was with Benji and she got PISSED. Benji doesn't hide it if people ask him. He admits to it without a problem. So when she asked him, Benji that was already pissed off with her, told her that yes, he was bi and all of her anti-homosexual comments towards his friends had made him lose all respect for her.

That was when she slapped him. SHE SLAPPED HIM! Who in fuck's name goes slapping someone for saying they are offended by some biased remark? WHO? This bitch is.

When Ricky saw that, he grabbed the bitch by the hair and pulled her away from Benji so she wouldn't hit him again. She went rabid when he did that because she thought Ricky was going to beat her up, but he wasn't. He only pulled her nappy bleached blond hair to get her crazy ass away from all of us because she was about to turn on me next.

Anyways, she scratched Ricky in the face and when I saw that things were turning ugly (I didn't want Ricky, who's a guy to get in trouble for beating the shit out of some stupid cunt) I jumped in.

I kicked her ass. I seriously mopped the floor with her. Eventually Benji had to jump in and Ricky freaked out and called the university's security to separate us from each other because I could have killed her (and I can't have killing a retarded whore dirtying my pristine conscious).

She threatened to press charges against ALL of us for that, but since I have a lawyer, I don't think that's going to help her get revenge. What she did was a hateful provocation, and she was the one that begun the aggressive behavior towards us with her hateful anti-gay remarks. So what she did could almost be considered an attempt at a hate-crime. She was told about what she just did and my lawyer told her that if she apologized and kept away from us, her little fauz-pas wouldn't be made public so that the charges would fall on HER instead of us.

Though she hated having to do it, she apologized and even had to write an affidavit stating that she was wrong and had started the whole mess. What she told me after the whole situation was over was what really made me hate her fucking guts.

"I don't really hate gay people. I just couldn't think of anything else better to say about it."

What a seriously stupid person! After she humiliates herself over that, she says that load of bullshit! So, I'm wondering... Do people that go around insulting the Gay/Lesbian community even mean it or do they think its the most painful thing they can say? Huh? Do you know the amount of nonsense we have to put up with every fucking day because of pathetic morons that treat us like shit only to discover that at least 90% of those morons are just saying it to be mean not saying it because they are in a hategroup? How the fuck are we supposed to live in peace having nearly every straight person looking down on us and picking fights because of our sexual preferences if those shitards don't even have an honest problem with it?

These imbiciles need to get shot, seriously. If we have to put up with shit from real hateful MURDEROUS people AND people that have no issues but want to look cool in front of everyone by beating us up, then what the fuck has this world come to?

If you don't have a problem, don't fucking START a problem. We already get enough of this shit. We don't need dumb people adding more to this fucking crisis. We don't do shit to bother you but you still want to start a problem like its you getting fucked because of it?

People need a lot of growing up to do before talking shit as if they're smart. Homophobes fall into the same category as white-supremacists. They are both equally ignorant groups that don't know half the shit they preach and when they do preach it they sound like fraidy stupid pussies that are fearful of people being different than they are.

Sorry to break to you morons, but NOT everybody is a brainwashed biased idiot and no we don't like being told how to think because we already know what we like or don't like. We are not some fucking army trying to turn you gay or have a conspiracy against the church-going bat-wielding hategroups.

I've been doing this for the last three weeks. It's called 'The Experiment'. What is the Experiment? Well, you go to a trollfic site (an OFFICIAL site that caters to this) and write the most shitriffic fanfiction known to every reader imaginable just for the purpose of getting flamed. Yes, people. We do this on purpose, but its not all for fun, it's a 'desensitizing' procedure me and two other 'serious writers' have undertaken to be able to handle 'wannabe flamers' for our true stories. We don't encourage trollfics and frankly we think is dumb, but for the sake of going into the unbearably stupid psyche of retarded people that can't even flame out of their assholes, we do this to handle it more gracefully. (I still have a hard time, but after flaming other shitfics in this particular site and getting flamed, even responding to flamers seems like a chore of the shittiest most redundant proportions and let's face it... The BEST flames are for trollfics. They are humorous and increadibly insulting that if a serious writer were to receive them, they'd want to slit their wrists in shame.)

These are examples of flames I've received in that site:

"I feel like a motherfucking maggot has crwaled inside my brain and has put shiteggs and babies all over it. this garbage isn't even worth flaming." (and yet this person went to a trollfic site to endure the torture of flaming this purposely shitty story.)

"My dogs turd can write better than this. if i took a dump on a keyboard, the fuckign thing its writes will be more inspriing than this pile of festiering dhiarrea."

"this is funny! What are you guys trying to prove?????" (that people that flame are usually idiots that just can't help themselves. Heeee)

This is my favorite one. I've even quoted it before:

"If I were to shove a pencil up my ass and squat over a piece of paper, my ASS would write better than this shit." (brilliant! Now this is very harsh contrit! I love it! Thank you!)

"I'm faving this!" (not the kind of reaction I was looking for, but thanks)

"You people are the sorriest fucking excuse known in the internet. you take every good fandom and literally take a dump on it. You should all get dragged out side to get fuckin shot for making fun of this. I can't believe i came here and expected any less because this is a trollshit site. This makes me so fucking sick to my stomach i can't even... I'll just shut up now." (thank you for coming by and shutting up.)

"Ur mother didn't give births to yuo. She shitted youw worthless ass out." (if you are going to flame, at least try to SPELL better than I did in the shitfic)

You see. People flame for their own pleasure. They can't help doing it. They are usually socially retarded rejects that can only write flames (albeit very garishly mispelled ones, since a grammatical nightmare kind of flame just isn't 'flamey' enough.)

That shitstory I wrote was probably less than 200 words and I won't even bother to recite it because if people were ever to go to that site and then saw this, they'd know its me. In fact my story received more flames than the newly uploaded ones because I did the most despicable shit imaginable and also added every cute little furry American-made woodland cartoon creature into the horribly mispelled shitfest that was the trollshitfic for 'The Experiment'. The flamers, of course missed my very well-spelled A/N stating that I wrote it that way for the sole purpose of being flamed and that even I found it disgusting and would flame it myself. But since when do flamers actually read A/N's?

So that concludes this 'experiment'... A word of advice to people reading this... Don't ever go to a 'serious site' to troll. That will get your ass banned from the site. There's actual 'trollfic' sites that encourage this and also encourage flaming from its members. (the best flames came from fellow members that wrote other trollshits). For them, its fun, for me and the ones doing 'The Experiment', it's just another learning experience we have undertaken for the sake of writing. Face it, even Anne Rice couldn't handle criticism (I don't know if you guys are aware that she had a bit of a flame war... YES ANNE RICE had a FLAME WAR) in Amazon.com. Some people trashed her work and she responded and kept on responding until the whole comments section was filled with very foul behaviour of fans, Anne Rice herself, and trollers looking for something funny to read.

Yeah, not even the best of us can usually handle it, so we do this for 'training' and let me just say... The best way to handle a flamer is to not give them attention and take away all of their abilities to communicate with you.

One: Block them from your profile. Don't say anything to them whatsoever, just ignore and block them and if your story has a deleting feature, delete it and move on like you have never laid eyes on the thing. Flamers really fucking hate that because after my trollshit was flamed and none of them got responses, they continued flaming and insulting me personally (all of the personal information in my trollshit profile was actually fake but these people attacked it because they, being morons, are lured by weakpoints.). With every flame you receive after giving the cold shoulder and giving no response, you can see that the flamer is actually quite pissed. Their flames become even more mispelled, their insults start to lose a bit of their bite and eventually after they are drained dry of their witless remarks, they give up.

Two. The Emotional flamer is the weakest kind of flamer imaginable. They actually say that they cry about seeing their characters suffer and then randomnly insult you as if its supposed to hurt (these people REALLY read the stories and are ticked off by it). These are really easy to rile because if you just bash the absolute shit of the thing they love most they go rabid and make total public fools of themselves. (Skelle did this to the flamer at one of my fics by calling her a 'hardcore Ichirukitard that wrote fluffy het shitfics infesting Bleach' and the flamer fell for it and went totally batshit with a long string of histerically funny insults towards both Skelle and me. It's actually made me laugh, but the problem was, since it was MY fic, I was not about to have a newbie in the flaming department starving for attention making herself famous out of something I wrote. So I deleted the story and reuploaded it, free of all flames and comments. It kinda hurt to do it, but I'm not going to die because of it.)

Three. If a member flamed you and said member has a story, don't flame them back. It's very uneffective because some people purposely lure reviewers to their stories by doing this shit. I could name some flamer groups that do this and you'll see that all of their stories have THOUSANDS of reviews and they're all from other pissed off writers insulting them. So people, please, don't feed the beast. The beast likes getting reviews and if they're insulting, they looooove it because they know that they did the right thing in ticking you off all for the sake of another cronically bitching reviewer. (there was one in the IY section that flamed every Inu/Kag fic in the site. You would see hundreds of reviews for her total Inu/Kag shitfics and ALL of them where from angry authors. She didn't earn those 'reviews', she incited them so other people seeing the high review count would feel intrigued with her shitstory. Now... Do you want to continue feeding the beast?)

Four. If you are going to respond to their bullshit, do it in a way that only you have the last word. That means that you to take away all means for them to contact you and respond back. I call it 'the kicking the puppy' procedure. They like kicking you, then why not kick them. Only do it elsewhere in a place where they are lelt utterly defenseless. Flamers like confrontation, but if you take that away, they feel cornered and pissed. They might laugh about it, but they're still pretty angry over a war that ended so abruptly.

And before I forget... There's an awesome site that teaches you how to flame and receive flames. It's called The Flame Warriors site. Google it.

Now this is the end of my informative nonsensical advice... I have a fic to write! (not a trollshit. I already did that *shudders* and will not do it again since I'm still receiving random laughable reviews from it. I don't think I need to overdo it. Just one was fair enough, mostly because the people flaming it knew what my goal was. We didn't hide it from the begining and these people still fell for it thinking we would want to indulge in a bullshit battleground of lameoid insults. AH! Such is life!)

The countdown begins... THREE, TWO, ONE!

　

20. "You goddamned cellphone-toting whore! I should ram my Toyota up your ass for doing that stupid shit!" My Grandfather Miguel, age 72. He hurled this out the window of his car just last week when a woman talking over her cellphone nearly ran him off the road. She of course sped off in fright.

　

19. "Get off the road, you piss-drenched shitballs!" My friend Ricky, age 29. He yelled this out his own car window two days ago at some guy that kept moving from lane to lane while giggling. When we sped by this giddy very charismatic person, Ricky added "FUCKFACE!" to the wonderful display of what we adults call 'Road Rage'. After this occured, he started singing quite happily to himself some song that went like "Spread your legs and get prepared to be FUCKED" while I stared in traumatized wonder at the windshield.

　

18. "Beaver-Weaver." I don't even REMEMBER where I heard this, but... HOW CAN SOMEONE WEAVE A BEAVER?!

　

17. I don't remember most of the insults in this one... But I really loved this guy. His name was EVOL and he was a member of the board nosftu.com (no longer exists). Anyways, I was also a member and I noticed that this guy liked putting other people down and acted like he was so far up his own ass he couldn't even smell common sense anymore. I called it out on him and he wrote 13 pages THIRDTEEN PAGES insulting me, every conversation I'd had on the site, and everyone that had ever talked to me. And listen to this... I came with the BESTEST COME BACK EVERR! He truly honest to God got as rabid as festering squirrel shit when I wrote this back to him.

Wait for it...

Here it comes...

The suspense!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY WITTY INSULT TO HIS INTELLIGENCE! GET SOME PAPER AND PENCIL! I'M IMPARTING FLAMING EXPERTISE!

"LOL"

THAT was my comeback to his longwinded rant that could have become a star winning novel in the emo-wannabe shit department. Eventually the mods got fed up and banned both him and his IP and told me to cool it. WHAT NEEDED COOLING??? I just said "LOL". Note: I was 14 years old when that had happened so I did it to REALLY get on his very 'adult' nerves.

　

16. "Call me that after you've wiped off that crusty cumstain off your hairy snobby ass-crack." Adam my EX-boyfriend aged 19 when he had said it. Said it to some 'preppy' guy that called him a fag for wearing eyeliner. The funniest part was that Adam was very calm and nonchalant when he said it which is pretty fucking scary considering what a murderous psycho he really is.

　

15. "You want a flame. HERE'S A FLAME! You suck hairy monkey nuts, are going to get skull-raped by Satan and all of your shit-infested children will burn in a pedophillic HELL. I'd laugh but faggoty fat bitches who are camera whores showing off flab don't turn me on. You might turn me on if you're dead, then I might think of fucking your rotting carcass because at least then you'd have lost some weight because of the maggots eating your shit filled entrails. Have a wonderful day! TTYL xoxoxoxox" A flame I read at some troll fic. The author told readers that she wrote the story for FLAMES and boy did she get them! I wrote it down because it made me giggle.

　

14. "I'M MARRIED TO A WHORE, BUT SHE'S THE PERFECT LADY!" Don't remember where I heard that. Was it a movie? Shit! Maybe it was some random drunk guy looking for attention at Mardi Gras (I went to one when in high school and there's loads of crazy people there! Ah... Lot's of laughs and wonderful memories! Really cute guys too...)

　

13. "FUCK YOU." Very original. So orginial that there's inspirational posters, bumper-stickers, keychains with these two very simple, DIRECT words. Gotta' love people, especially when they make you laugh!

　

12. "Mother Shitface." Me, at the time I came up with this very SHAMEFUL comeback, I was actually 9 years old. English is my second language and at the time I didn't know half the shit I said so I said "Mother Shitface" to my PE teacher for making me take detention for talking too much during class. This very mature insult of mine got me a MONTH of detention. Mr. Shay wasn't very pleased or impressed with my inherent sporadic bouts of creativity. Everyone's a critic! ('Mother Shitface' is Copyrighted to Miriam Ocasio aka Mirrors.)

　

11. "OK wait while I take a deep breath because I'm really mad right now! FUCK YOU! KIKYO IS FUCKIN DEAD! IF INUYASHA SHOOSES HER THEN HIS A NECROPHILIAC THAT FUCKS DIRT! SO FUCK YOU DISGUSTING CORPSEFUCKING BITCH AND FUCK YOUR SHITSTORY!" A flame from some very highstrung adult at AFF directed at a Inu/Kik fic that had tons of Kagome-bashing. (its a veeeery old story. You have to really search for it in order to find it, but since I've been over 18 for the last ten years, I had the chance of reading this wonderful flame and have safeguarded it for awhile. I'm a collector and only keep the best stuff. I should put up the link of my old Blurty journal in here, because most of these wonderful 'stuffs' have come from there.)

　

10. "Excuse me while I go wipe the baby-snot off my upper lip." What I told to some 'older chick' that treated me like an idiot. Yes, I insulted myself, but when people laughed they were all looking at her while she stared back at me in flushed-faced stupefaction. She definitely hadn't seen that one coming.

　

9. "YOU SUCK DICK. LOVE DEEPTHROAT." This actually came off the movie called 'Dick'. The girls made up a poster for him to watch it from his airplane and they forgot to put a comma before 'Dick'. Deepthroat was a codename the girls had, so in other words for the lack of comma's it came out looking like that, when in fact, the two stupid girls were trying to say this:

"YOU SUCK, DICK.

LOVE,

DEEPTHROAT

If you don't find that funny, then you need to get a life. (I know I've just insulted myself AGAIN)

　

8. "To the girl that said I messed up my story.

Go fuck your father. :)"

So simple but very effective in pissing people off.

This came from a friend of mine writing a IY fic in Mediaminer. Her fic was good, but sometimes some chapters were rushed and completely hopped over events. I told her she did that (nicely) and she improved greatly. However, some other girl wasn't as nice and wrote her a scalding review saying that her 'shitty fic was worser than bloody sick cow vomit'. Anyways. The reason why I put this here is because of the reaction the flamer gave after my friend FINISHED the fic she had flamed and added that as a the final blow to the flamer (with the 'Go fuck your father.' comment)...

FIFTY REVIEWS FROM THE SAME PERSON TO THE SAME STORY. LOOOOOOONG REVIEWS! FIFTY OF THEM! ONE FOR EVERY CHAPTER MY FRIEND WROTE! (guess fucking her father didn't do her any good)

My friend didn't reply to a single one and continued writing. The flamer didn't attack her other stories because after flooding that one fic, she was IP banned from the site PERMANENTLY. (Mediaminer and Adultfanfiction DOES have IP bans. So doing something that stupid can be very costly to a 'career flamer' even if the reviewing is anonymous. The mods track IPs and every review has a serial number attached to it and with that they track everyone in there sites. THAT'S how they know who to block and who is doing what.)

　

7. "Maybe people wouldn't call you a whore, if you didn't look and act like one, sweety." My MOM. She said this to a friend of hers named Marguarita (who was indeed a whore) after she whined like she always did about being called a WHORE. My mom obviously got tired of it, and said that to her quite nicely. (she wasn't shouting or anything. She used the 'mother tone' when she said it, which I think stung Marguarita more than anything)

　

6. "Instead of talking about it, fucking do it! Kill yourself or SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT WHINING LIKE A TOTAL VAGINAL EMO-COSMIC-FART!" Me being mad at my ex-husband because he was using his 'I'm going to commit suicide if you leave me' ploy. He's still alive unfortunately. I guess he loved himself more than our lame 5 year marriage.

　

5. "Noob." What in Hell's name is a fucking 'noob'? I'm still wondering! I've heard that insult millions of times and I've never figured it out. Should I go to the Urban Dictionary because I'm culturally retarded?

4. "At least my bloody cum-filled ass looks better than your fat face." RICKY! Gotta love him! He said this to some really stuck up chick over at 'El Ocho En Blanco' (its a club in Rio Piedras close to the UPR. Its a good place to meet really CUTE college guys! I've met quite a couple of 'darkly beautiful specimens' there, though I still carry my maze just in case). We were waiting in the line of the bathroom and this fat bitch (I couldn't help myself. She was REALLY RUDE.) shoved herself past us and Ricky said, "You know. A civilized person would say excuse me?" She just looked at him, "Whatever, fag. I know you just wanna get in there to wipe blood and cum off your ass." HENCE THE FOURTH INSULT IN MY LIST! And yes, Ricky is indeed very gay. Gay enough to be noticeable, but that didn't give this fat-faced bitch a right to say something like that to him.

3. "WHY ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF SCROTUM SACKS?! DO SOMETHING INTERESTING BEFORE I KILL MYSELF!" Melissa. An old buddy of mine from college. She was both drunk and stoned when she said this. No one really asked for it since she just randomnly burst out with this wonderful little insult that I sometimes use to this day to get lazy people to move. It's a daily phrase of mine that is very effective in pissing people off. You should use it sometime.

2. "Quit being such a buttfuck and get me my motherfucking taco." Maria. MY BEST BUDDY! This girl really puts the B in BITCH. I looooove her! She said this remark to Yovarie (a really snobby stuck up girl at Huertas Junior College at the time). Anyways, Yovarie not only did she insult everyone for their clothes, she insulted looks and always after completely slamming you, she would dare to ask to borrow money! OH SWEET MOTHER OF SHIT! WHAT KIND OF PERSON ACTS LIKE THAT TOWARDS YOU AND THEN ASKS FOR MONEY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY SHE'S TALKING TO YOU?!

Apparently Yovarie.

The day in which Maria said this, Yovarie had just said some really ugly remarks about Maria's husband (and thought Maria hadn't overheard her). HOURS after Yovarie did this, she asked Maria for 10 bucks (and she already owed her $30). That was when it happened... Maria told her that she already owed her money and wasn't going to give her shit until she had paid her back everything she owed. Yovarie insulted her and since on that day Maria was kinda' broke anyway, she told her to buy her a taco and Yovarie said "FUCK NO!"

Then it came... ONE OF MY FAVORITES! With her eyebrow twitching and a squinty evil eye, Maria SAID it. "Quit being such a buttfuck and get me my motherfucking taco."

Yovarie stopped arguing immediately.

1. This one is actually a flame to 'My Immortal' which is known as the worst fanfic to ever grace the internet. Since the person that has given us these wonderful laugh-worthy things already has them at FFN. I guess I'll just leave the link here so you can read all of it yourself.

　

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4414992/1/The_Most_Entertaining_Reviews_Ever (Give a lot of the credit to

Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR for finding these masterpieces and gifting them to all of us!)

Quoting the BEST FLAME EVER!

　

((

This is my new favorite sentence in the history of the English language.

No, wait...

"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."

THIS is my new favorite sentence in the history of the Engl-oh, but wait...

"We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"

This HAS to be the best sentence EVER written. I mean, how can you possibly top...

"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face."

Damn, girl! How do you do it? Every sentence is like a Shakespearian sonn...

"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Oh God...stop, please! You're killing me...

"stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu!"

AH HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! (Wow. Look at all the pretty red underlining.)

"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked."

Oh sweet Lorelei...

"Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said."

""Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!""

I'm just so jeluz uv yu.

""Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?""

Mary-Sue who?

"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic."

Okay, I think now I'm getting scared.

"We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song."

Tara Ebony Enoby Enony Eboby Ennoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Malaprop has more you-know-what in this story than I've had in my entire LIFE. Maybe I should try the Count Chocula (GOD I love that).

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces..."

Now THIS. THIS is definitely my favorite sentence ever written or uttered in the entire history of language itself. You can't POSSIBLY beat...

"He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy. "Oh Draco!1!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1" I screemed passively as he got an eructation."

And yet, somehow, she did. I don't see how this can get any bett...

"How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?"
""U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!""
"I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif."
"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."

I give up. I can't keep up with you, honey. Genius. Pure absolute unadulterated genius.

""Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister.

"Bye bitch." I said waving."

Ahh. If I had a nickel for every time my professors and I had similar exchanges.

"Then… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. "OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep."

Ah hahahaHAHAHA! Oh, I HATE it when that happens.

"I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer."

The new mixed drink taking bars by storm across Hogsmeade. Apparently.

""ohh." now everything was making sense for me."

Well, that makes one of us.

"Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1"

Hahaha! Tippecanoe and Darth Vader too!

"In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol"

NO! Not the Count Chocula!

""Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer." "And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." "

Seriously. 'Cause being a spy and a "Death Dealer" is one thing. But a POSER? That's just unacceptable.

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

Nope. This is it. THIS is the one. I'm tattooing this on my body somewhere. This is the best, the greatest, the most phantasmagorically fanatically fantabulous sentence ever created. Seriously. Absolutely delicious.

""Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily."
OH thank goodness.

"OMG am I Dedd?""
Whoops, maybe not. Hee.

"He had bleched blond hair"

From the eructation, most likely.

""Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails."

Wow. Even Satan is emo.
I didn't know.

"He looked more young den he did in da future."

You know, that happens even to the best of us.

"I explained 2 her why I was alive."

Could you fill us in then, please?

"Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol."

Girls can carry guns too, you know. Err, wait...oh. Nevermind. /

"I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!"

Oh man. Don'tcha just hate people who are prejudiced against rope? It's so preppy.

"We were so scarred!1"

As are we, honey. As. Are. We.

"Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma"

And FINALLY! SHE FINDS A COMMA!

"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent."

Wellp? I can't do it. I just can't. I went through all 44 chapters (yes, I did) and I keep finding new and better sentences, more deliciously descriptive adverbs, and thousands upon thousands of dead brain cells, once functional, jumping out of various orifices, desperate in their attempt to escape the torture. You see I, too, am a sadist. So please, PLEASE, I beg of you...write more. You must. You MUST.

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik)
actshelly (geddit, hell)
black die (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik)
"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
"Fangs." I said. (geddit? koz ur goffik? We GET it. WE BLOODY GET IT.)

Final Reviewer's Note: Ellipses. They can be your ally, or they can be your enemy. Use them wisely, my friend.

I don't think that could have been any better. Seriously.

And now I'm off to get a lif.

Fangz so very much for the eructation.

NOW THAT'S a piece of fucking art! If you are a fanfic writer and have ever been flamed, reading THIS will make any flamer you've had look like a simpering pussy in comparison. I had shit track stains in my panties after reading it because of how fucking excellent it was! This person... I truly honest to GOD want to meet him or her and marry them! This is just purely orgasmic! A Da Vinci of all flames. NOTHING can compare to this! That's why its the NUMBER ONE MOST INSULTING THING IN MY LIST! WE HAVE A WINNER!

"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." ))

Anyways, since I'm really sick and tired of talking about the same old shit (please! No one ask me about it anymore! I wanna' talk about something normal! I'm so totally bored with the 'flamer' subject and need to talk about other things...)

Like... MY STUPID FUCKING NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THAT NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN THE NUTS!

Okay... I may have exxagerated there, but this guy is really pushing it with me. Every fucking morning (well from monday to saturday) this little crackheaded SOB has his 90-year old girlfriend blowing the horn at his house at 6:15 . On weekdays, its tolerable since I do have tons of shit to do but ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Let's not forget his Beverly Hillbillies lifestyle. This bastard has CHICKENS in the suburbs! What kind of moronic inconsiderate shithead has chickens walking  around into other people's lawns and porches? I'm sick of have to clean up HIS CHICKEN SHIT from the sorroundings of my house!

I asked him if he had lived in trailers before and he dared to say that he found my question offensive and that he thought I was secretly calling him white trash (damn, right I was. Guess he's a bit smarter than I gave him credit for, so getting upset for him saying exactly what I think of him doesn't count as an insult to my person)

A couple of days ago, one of his beloved chickens and a dog chasing it got into my porch. Well, I don't endorse animal cruelty so I simply locked myself up into the house (the dog scared me!)  and let the dog slaughter the thing. (Believe me, calling animal control couldn't save that chicken. I really did feel like shit for not being able to do anything for that unfortunate creature). After the dog was taken away to the pound, this retarded ASSHOLE went off on me for not 'doing something' for his chicken named Mindy. OMFGWTF????????? He was practically crying about it! I offered to buy him a new one (they're cheap, but I'll have to drive out of town to buy one since I do live in a civilized community with cellphones, giant flatscreens in every corner and toilets that automatically flush themselves) and that only got him MADDER at me!

Anyways, his fit drew attention to me and now some people are making fun of me for it. (well, I'm laughing right now because my life is never boring!) Now they call me Chicken Killer and whenever they see the guy they talk about his dead girlfriend Mindy. I live in a nearly all Puerto Rican neighborhood and let me tell you, we can be pretty cruel to other people especially when we feel the other person asked for it. We're naturally sarcastic comedians.

Just wanted to load this into my online journal just in case people think they have boring lives can giggle at HOW STUPID my poor life can be.

I have a pretty good idea on who this might be and being someone that is writting a fic of the same concept of the T section that has only gotten 2 reviews for being three chapters long, I think she's just jealous. (makes me smile) Salvation has 21 chapters, 51 reviews in AFF (72 FIVE star rates) and 42 more reviews here. For being only 21 chapters, it definitely has more reviews than other Ichi/Tats per chapter ratio. I guess its because I suck as a writer! Teheee! GRAND TOTAL! 94 Reviews (at least 2 FIVE STAR rates count as a 'blind positive review' so devide 72 by half and do the math.) Also considering that the censored version in FFN of Salvation was actually uploaded in its entirety (8 chapters all at once... 2 to three uploads) getting 42 reviews is pretty good and displays a great deal of respect from other fellow readers and writers.

I DO count all reviews together, you know. The Solitary Twin, 14 reviews in MMorg, 37 reviews in FFN (despite me uploading the first 10 chapters all at once as well. WHATDOYAKNOW? I'm loved!), 26 reviews in AFF (believe me, getting one review at that site is like getting a hundred. Its very rare for people to review there!) and 44 FIVE star rates for only being 13 chapters long... And guess what, one of my reviews in MMorg is from someone that didn't like the yaoi in it despite me warning about it continously. My response to her complaint was a very juicy YAOI lemon between very loving hentai twin boys. She never replied back. =)

Then I uploaded ONLY ONE chapter as an excerpt of Reflection and well as you can see... I dunno whose the sore loser anymore, honestly. I'm not saying this to be arrogant, but seeing the stats and number of people that read my stories daily I think I'm a pretty 'okay' writer. I'm no Anne Rice or Stephen King, but I do have people that do enjoy my writing and I'm happy to please them for FREE. I don't do it for myself, I do it to make other people happy, have a laugh, a cry or make them learn something insightful. If flamers missed that, then *shrugs* I guess they need to go back to school to learn how to read.

Note most flamers are shitfic writers themselves, or writers that have gotten tons of reviews and have gotten full of themselves, people that just had a very bad day, or people that had the same as idea as you and can't stand to see you doing well with it BEFORE them. This girl obviously tried to emulate something dramatic in her own Ichi/Tat and it only came out rather childish, undescriptive and occ. I'm not even going to review her because I know that she desperately wants to be reviewed and if I just tell her that, she'll say I'm flaming instead of giving her some contrit.

I hope that whatever problems you're are having get resolved. Remember, flamers are just losers that have nothing else better to do with themselves, so don't stop your writing before of someone saying you suck because from what I saw in your story, having 122 positive reviews with good contrit, and only one little flame really speaks highly of your ability as a writer. I've read some of it and am now in the process of reviewing it myself. AND YOU BETTER NOT STOP WRITING IT! I actually really like your story!

The RIDICULOUS Reviews this kid left me that started it. You can tell its just a sad kid with some real reality issues WARNINGS Get ready for huge loads of immaturity and ME bashing this stupid kid! Enjoy! Me is in ():

Hinimorai: Wow! what crack and crap stories you must write judging by this one shot pieceof garbage. (yet you still read this piece of crap? My aren't I lucky?!)

It totally kills any desire to anyone with an IQ to go checkoutany of your other stories where Orihime is basically a hollowslut and Ichigois a nutjob from being screwed over by her and Rukia.  (yet you flamed Salvation earlier and apparently knew the WHOLE story. So I guess that means you don't have much of a IQ either.)

How old are you, 12? (no I'm 28, honey. Go back to your nearest headstart considering your age)

Ican't imagine you being much older judging by the idiotic storylines you'vecome up with. (And you are displaying your maturity how? MY THE INFINITE WISDOM! OPEN THE COSMOS BEFORE ME GREAT O POWERFUL ONE! lol)

I checked out your bio page to see your age, but it wasn'tlisted...big shock.  (my aren't I loved. She checked my bio! AWESOME!)

Obviously you've gotten negative reviews before judging byyour childish Quotes towards FLAMERS. (because FLAMERS are funny to make fun of!)

 I laughed at this because it onlyportrays you as an author who can't stand any review unless it's blowing smokeup your butt about how great you or your story is. (SMOKE UP MY BUTT! YES! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE! YOU'VE READ MY MIND!)

So I fully expect you todelete this review as you're too much of a coward not to. (I've got something better... Put in my online journal to laugh at whenever I'm down.)

But I will use oneof your oh so clever quotes with just a slight bit of alteration to send toyou. "Piss off from writing, you stupid untalented cow!" (The word 'cow' must offend you for you to use that particular quote. I'm so sowwy!)

This is the second review that displays her reaction to being criticized. It's quite funny actually because you can tell she really got pissed!:

Hinimorai: Rotfl, Ha, ha,ha, ha! Omg, I was kind of concerned MirrorsO that you wouldn't respond to my review,but not only did you, but you called upon your girlfriend to respond as well. (DON'T DISS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU ILLITERATE LITTLE WHORE! Do you want to go on a date with me because you must be in love with me to review the same oneshot twice. Just asking! I loooooove such intelligent mature girls)

You and Skelle are absolutely two of the biggest idiots to grace this site. (and what would THIS make you? Wondering...)

Iwas laughing my ass off when I read your responses. (do I sense that you are a bit peeved? Your typing is a bit rushed. How long did it take you to write these wonderful words of wisdom? How long did it take you to think it up?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!)

Lol, as for sore holesMirror I guess you would know all about those after Skelle pulls the strap-onout from you. (no actually, she likes it when I fuck her. I guess you don't know everything. There goes a good girlfriend possability)

Also, besides confirming that you're a whiny crybaby 12 year oldwho can't stand to see a negative review, you're also a liar. (Says the whiny crybaby that is whining at my fic... AWWW... I really feel sorry for you)

Show me anynegative review you've ever kept on a story other than the one I left and youonly did that because I called you out on it, you thin-skinned bitch. (how did you know?! I get so cold lately! Must be my little skin-condition are you psychic?)

As for my review drawing in more readers for you I'm not too concerned sinceyou only have about 6-8 of the same people who read and review your crap inthe first place.  (another wrong assessment. This fic was 72 reviews at AFF and had 8 more review in MMorg, also it has 98 5 star rates. So yeah... I guess I do have few readers)

So if that increases to 9 or 10 oh no,lol! (More than a little pussy like you would ever have. I'm being nice when I say this!)

Btw, Mirror, gohave a psychologist read your stories and then give you assessment of yoursanity afterwards. (I'M CRAZY! Honey, I AM a psychologist and by these reviews the one that needs tons of medical attention is you. I'm saying it out of concern for your mental health.)

I can guarantee you won't like what they have to say, cananyone say Scizofrenic Psycho. (OMG LEARN HOW TO SPELL BEFORE FLAMING SOMEONE PLEASE!)

Oh and to Skelle, I apologize if the term"slut" hit a nerve for you. (apparently 'slut' offends you as well)

I didn't take into account that's a word youprobably hear everyday. (As much as you hear the word 'cow')

 Oh well, I could go on and on pointing out what truly pathetic, childish,weak-willed pussies you and Skelle are all day long but what's the point. (If I kept anons on, you WOULD have kept going. ADMIT IT, you looooove me!)

It'slike stating how crazy Charlie Sheen is or how much of a skank Paris Hiltonacts like. (where the fuck did this come from? I'm confuzzled.)

All I'm doing is pointing out the obvious. Whether you Mirror oryour girlfriend Skelle decide to respond to this I don't know. (if you're here reading it, you've got my response little pussy)

I hope so,because I think everyone needs to laugh at least once a day and your repliesare hysterical. (Thanks for the compliment! *smiles happily*)

Actually, I'm not surprised about your response Mirror. With asuperficial pen-name like that only shows that the one person you love morethan anything is yourself. (do you have something against us beautiful people? Not EVERYONE can be a FORTUNATE to be as ugly as you, hon.)



These kind of people make fans look like shit. There had been an extra review from Skelle that said something about me having to call the cops because I had a stalker madly in love with me but I deleted it (she understands) because I really finally got fed up. I don't like dealing with stupid people and this girl was definitely stupid judging by her bullshit. Only a stupid person would use a fanfic as a fucking anti-FC. I hope you guys notice that after I disactivated anon-reviews, this little sour pussy didn't say shit again. Who's the thin-skinned bitch now? Me who posted this in my online journal, or her that hides and bitches about reading things she knows she isn't going to like?

Regarding the backstory of Salvation: You guys have no idea how many Ichi/Ruki or plain Ruki-haters are out there! When I saw people were just reading Reflection to see Ichigo and Rukia suffer 'divine punishment' I had to tell them... "I actually READ Ichi/Ruki so don't get the wrong idea. They're just suffering because its part of the plot."

Of course, people still thought Reflection was a delicious 'revenge-fic' for all anti-Ichi/Rukis. Some of them were even a bit scandalized when I decided that the sequel would have Ichi/Tat instead of making Ichigo 'happy' by having Orihime hook up with him while keeping the hollow on the side *snorts*. I mean the guy was making moves on her while still being with Rukia... Won't spoil too much! Read the fic in AFF if you're so curious!

Reflection: 'what goes around, comes around'

Salvation: 'now its time to pick up the pieces so everyone could be happy for once'

Please don't use the comments feature in my stories to vent your frustration at my pairing choices. That's what forums/communities are for. If you happen to like these pairings and are not emotionally biased, I hope you thoroughly enjoy my writing and kindly leave a review even if its to point out typos. AFF has anon-reviews activated (and a strict no flaming policy). If you have difficulty passing the age-verification page (that should promptly send you the story after its proven that you are of age), its only because you are simply not old enough to read X-Rated content. Sorry, but it can't be helped. FF.net M-Rating is 16+ and my uncensored fics are clearly very 18+. I know its only two years but rules are rules! =(

I'M NEUTRAL! I can make pairings or break them at my leisure because I don't idolize them. All I care about is plot, story execution and the dramatic ambience, not whether the pairing is well-liked or if they are even cannon (I like crack pairings more than anything, so expect weird stuff to come from me!).

Believe it or not, I do take requests for any pairing or situation. I'm not a picky person that sticks with only one person. I usually do them as oneshots, but if the story is especially complex I make it into a longfic. I do always strive to finish long fics even if it takes me years, but I don't have a very stable upload schedule and sometimes updates for long fics could take months or just a couple of days depending on my time. Now I'm just throwing out requests and old notebook stuffs I had in my closet (all oneshots) before returning to my long fics that I will very happily update even if it pisses some immature crybabies off. Love or hate my stories, I don't worship anybody in specific. I do love reading fanfiction and do have some favorite characters but I don't make FCs or start boards to bash another character. It's not within me and its downright stupid to get so riled up over something fictional. My fave characters so far and pairings I do seem to like (not to the point of obessessive fanworship that makes me stuck writing only for them) are:

Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Ichigo/Orihime, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Byakuya/Ichigo, Hitsu/Rangi, Gin/Rangi, Hichigo/Orihime, Byakuya/Rukia, Kenpachi/Soi Fon, Ulquiorra/Ichigo, Nel/Ichigo, Rukia/Orihime, Grimmjow/Orihime, Grimmjow/Rukia

OHSHC: Kyoya/Tamaki, Hitachiincest, Haru/Mori, Hunny/Haru, Hunny/Mori, Renge/Tamaki

Inuyasha: Inu/Sessh, Inu/Kag, Inu/Sango, Sessh/Sango, Inu/Kik, Miro/Kag

The Wallflower: Ran/Take, Ran/Suna, Kyo/Suna,

Blood : Karl/Saya, Salomon/Haji

Trinity Blood: Cain/Abel (I'll admit to HATING Esther so anything with her is a NO GO with me)

So if you have a request for ANYBODY doing ANYTHING tell me and I'll see what I can do, but... Don't stupidly try to make me think the same way you do. I'm too freaking old to put up with little girls that can't take a hint that I just don't give a shit if their character is getting hurt because of a plot. I've already had two or three random bitches (maybe all the same one) telling me how immature I am to not build altars to fictional supposedly cannon pairings. I just don't care. I don't bash anybody outright (don't request for me to do that) because though I don't favor a pairing, I don't hate any either. And if my thoughts are immature to anybody reading this, then you're a dumb piece of shit that needs to grow up and learn how to wipe your own ass.

Sorry towards anybody offended by that. I hate it when psychotic brats try to tell me what to do. Also if you want me to review a fic, pm me or review me. I love to review! (I don't flame people. I leave those to the people that get the shit beat of them every day because they're losers in real life. C'mon! You guys know I'm so right!)

Quotes towards FLAMERS, by yours truly. For humor purposes. I'm actually quite nice: (fellow authors may use them as long as they remember to say who made them up. And seriously people... Don't take these too personally. I too happen to have a sense of humor. I wrote these mostly to make my own self laugh and felt others may like them too)

"Piss off from my story, you stupid cow!"

"Remind me to give a shit when I write a story especially for you."

"Don't shoot me! Shoot the one pointing a gun to your head forcing you to read this!"

"If it isn't constructive; it's trash." (tribute to Ulquiorra)

"And I care about your opinion because...?"

"I am GOD of REVIEW DELETION!" (for those un-signed reviews from annoying flamers)

"It's not 'don't like, don't read' anymore. It's now 'don't like, don't bitch'."

"MY computer, MY time, MY internet connection, MY fucking story. Deal with it."

"Bitch at me AFTER you have written a fic of your own." (for those flamers that don't even have measly drabble in their profiles. Yes... We sometimes get those.)

"Okay... Is this the part were I'm supposed to slit my wrists because you hate my story?"

"Damn! Where the heck is my bug-shut-the-fuck-up spray when I need it?"

"You know you're just saying that because you're too far away to get the shit beaten out of you."

"Doesn't it feel good to go off at people without them being able to kick the holy-snot out of you? My aren't you a brave one!"

" I could give two shits if you are disgusted by it because no one is forcing you to read it."

"Eat shit and fuck yourself before making me read your cock-sucking bullshit in my review section."

"Here's a tissue. Get over yourself."

If you read this and got offended by it, then you're a cocksucking idiot that shouldn't read fanfiction.

My Dark Light

A very embarassing AU Inu/Kag humor high school fic I wrote when I was still in high school. I'm strongly debating on even uploading it, but if people like the idea of it I might write down the few 'notebook' passages of it.

Twice In My Lifetime

A inverse Kag/OC with lots of references to Inu/Kag. NO KIKYO BASHING. (I like Kikyo now unlike in the past.)

The Word

Another Inuyasha humor-shot that goes as a thank you for all that reviewed and faved 'A Campfire Story'.

That Shadow In The Corner of My Eye

An Ulquiorra/Orihime long oneshot as a thank you to a mature reviewer that likes this pairing.

What The Heck Are You Doing?

A humor shot of Ichi/Ruki. Some fluff, some sexuality and perverted humor. Inspired by a remark one of my reviewers said in a PM about Rukia being well... dead already. It's not bash though my reviewer begged me to ridicule this couple.

Lets Poke It With A Stick To Make Sure It's Dead

A T-Rated Bleach Crack-fic inspired by Mikey-Mike who ranted to me in an email about there being far too much romance fanfiction in a very SHOUNEN anime fandom. He's does have a point! This is a thank you to him since he kinda' likes this stuff.

Three Days

A yaoi fic for Byakuya/Ichigo. Humor/Romance

Last Heartbeat

An original dark erotica fiction. Not for the squeamish. It will have tragedy eventually. Will be only at Mediaminer, AFF and Ficwad.

My Hot Demon Neighbor

A story requested a couple of years back. Sesshomaru/OC. The friend that requested it wanted someone that was slightly overweight as his love interest.

Teach Me

For The Wallflower. Takenaga/Ranmaru BoyLove. No lemon but full of heavy petting.

One Last Time

An old Inu/Kik request.

Sit On It And Twirl

A Mary-Sue bleach Parody. And yes, I've created Mary-Sues before and yet I'm not afraid of writing this.

Being Hollow...

Ulquiorra/Momo. Dark themes, yaoi, mentions of grouplay, but the fic will mostly be het while the yaoi and orgies will only be referenced as vague past events. Will probably be only posted at Mediaminer, AFF and Ficwad.

What Cannot Be

A Byakuya/Rukia AU.

Mommy and Daddy

A request from Mills. She's always wanted to see Tamaki as Seme over Kyoya.

 

Since I've finally blown off steam and probably shut the kid up for once (at least until she stops being so spineless and gets an account which is kind of a bad idea considering...) I will talk about happy things! One: I'm suing some asshole that owes me 4000 bucks. This is the second time I sue him and the hearing will be on the 22nd of this month. (he has three arrest warrants so this is not gonna look good for him)

I finally got over my writer's block on The Solitary Twin and have started passing off some of my old Inuyasha fics to ff.net. I got people faving them like crazy and sending me pms to write more so I might just take them up on their offers. They're nice unlike the retard I've been obviously saddled with for my Bleach fics.

My daughter has lost her first babytooth. Yay she's growing up! She just pulled it out herself and handed it over quite proud of herself.

Lovewise I've met someone wonderful and that explains why some of my undating is slow and chapters are short. Sorry but I do have a social life *winces*. This weekend I'll start cramming for my fics to not leave people hanging. I hate leaving people hanging around for long.

X-Mas shopping has started and so far since I like to start early, I've spent at least $800. My pocket is NOT happy.

Since I've been getting a bunch of pms regarding The Solitary Twin I'll update THAT for awhile after uploading another Inuyasha humor-shot for people that liked my first one (A Campfire Story).

Ahhhh... Life is good, isn't it?

BattleCry: Yes he is, but what is coming up is going to force him and everyone man up really fast! =)

jb: Don't worry I will. I don't like leaving things unfinished.

PS:Can you believe some anonymous little girl flamed this fic at FF.net? Whatever. I'll survive. She made me giggle! Because after all... I'm the twisted mind behind the story while she's... I don't know what the fuck she is, nor really give a fuck. Oh well! Some people seriously need to get their facts straightened out before coming to me venting their infantile redundant bullshit. I'm still laughing here just writing about it!

And before I forget. In my Fanfiction.net profile (MirrorsO is the penname) I have set up a poll to see what I should write next. It depends on ALL of my readers, so if you see something in the choice list that you like, don't be shy and VOTE. My next long fic will be chosen depending on the choice most of my readers favor because I do aim to please all of you wonderful people! Including the ones that never review! *grins*

Finally! Justjournal seems to be in working shape again! Anyways... About where the story is going (I'm not giving too much away so don't worry)... I like putting a lot of 'mini-plots' into fics that cut out a bigger picture, so yes there will be more drama before the 'great climax'. No worries though, since I have a habit of making endings somewhat bittersweet (at least that's what I strive to do), Salvation's ending will surely satisfy everyone.

I do like angst, but I won't exagerate it. I'll try to keep it moderately realistic with Tatsuki's pregnancy and her insecurities and Ichigo's anger over Uryuu's and Yuzu's relationship. That's a 'mini-plot' that falls sort of like a puzzle-piece into the whole plot. Believe it or not, I sometimes DO get depressed when re-reading some of my fics. LOL So I'll try my hardest to not be so depressing by adding a smidge of hope for the characters.

Because how can anyone go on without any rays of hope, right?! =)

According to a chat buddy of mine the national consent age in Japan is 13. (SHOCKING!) But districts can change the age, so ages may vary between 13 to 18 years of age depending on location. In Salvation, I'm saying that Karakura's age of consent is 16, so if people find Uryuu's and Yuzu's relationship disgusting, well... It's legal, according to me who is writing this story.

On the subject of this chapter... Consensual sex with mutual attraction and AGE LAWS APPLYING is very different from some sick shitface raping a kid! Low-age consent laws only apply to natively-born citizens of said country.-- Def>: traveling American pedophiles are as fucked there as they are here.--

No child wants a disgusting slobbering old fart all over them. All child-rapists should be bleeped, publically butt-bleeped with rusty tire-irons and left to be eaten by a swarm of hungry buzzards, inbred cannibal-hillbillies & rabid beavers! (I thought adding in a bunch of mutant butt-loving hornets, angry lab monkeys and giant rapacious martians would be laying it on a little too thick)

Unfortunately laws are too sickeningly humane when it comes to such filth which is why these sick fucks still commit such crimes against children because all they get is a couple of years in jail, instead of a well-deserved castration.

　

Review Replies:

gollumsfriend- LOL. Yeah, I kinda gave off some hints on their first lemon so people wouldn't think the pregnancy came out of the blue. Tatsuki won't tell Ichigo right away. At least I don't plan her too because the pregnancy is actually a minor milestone in their relationship. And thanks, it's good to be back working on this fic!

BattleCry- Yeah. Their relationship bond is a lot closer that they imagined. A baby kinda makes it more profound for them. I LOVE this pairing! It has so much good drama potential! Ichigo and Tatsuki will have a talk eventually. Well everyone involved in the story will need to have a talk because in a way, they're all going to get personally involved in a long chain of events. I think all of the characters, not just Ichigo and Tatsuki need to grow up and learn how to put aside their differences in order to have a better comraderie/friendship. I'm sure you're going to like it! And again sorry for taking so long in updating! I feel like a douchebag for it! I WILL finish this fic. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we really need more Ichi/Tat fics in this fandom (most of all finished ones). =)

toujourseveille- Thanks a lot. I try to give stories a good pace because rushed fics make me kinda lose track of events. *blushes* Glad you're enjoying the fic!

johnny redgrave- thanks! I hope I won't go through another writer's block again, though I've been sooo busy lately.

Posted BEFORE actual upload to see if crappy justjournal.com is working right.

Sorry for the delay, but I don't like abandoning fics and now I feel ready to take this on till the very end! I would like to thank all that have reviewed and favorited this in both AFF and FF.net. Your support means bunches to me! For us writers, hearing from our readers is a true gift and having people still hanging on and trying this fic out in spite of its 'hiatus status' is really heartwarming... Okay! I'll shut up before getting sappy! *blushes*

For those that wish to know of updates, I think you all should know (if you don't know already) that I have an account at fanfiction.net. That site has 'story alert', so if you happen to have an account there, feel free to put 'Salvation' on alert to receive the newest chapter uploads via email without having to check here every day. The link to my ff.net account profile is in my AFF profile (or you could look up my penname ' MirrorsO').

Thanks again! And feel free to tell me what you guys think about the Tatsuki bombshell in this newest chapter! Hehehehe...

As for the lurkers... *sigh* You're not as invisible as you think. I could name quite a number of continents and countries of 'lurkers' scavenging through my stories without uttering a word (geez, hundreds of hits per chapter in just one a week without reviews is a bit on the rude side, don't you think?). Make yourself be heard in the fanfiction community for all of us frustrated 'freebie' writers! I've sadly seen a bunch of good fics come to a stop because writers think that they aren't being read, so yeah. Can't let that happen... I'm going to start a reviewing wave because let me just say... I like reviewing as much as I like writing and I don't want my fave fics to be put on hiatus like a particular Ulqui/Hime one that hasn't been updated in nearly a year! :-(

And as for the questions from JoshB This fic is actually a sequel, though I tried to fill in the blanks for it in this fic so people wouldn't have to go back to the prequel 'Reflection'.

WARNINGS! SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO MAY BE PLANNING ON READING 'REFLECTION'!: In 'Reflection', Ogichi used to posses Ichigo's physical body completely in order to be with Orihime. This created a lot of conflict, because even though Orihime could see Ichigo's Hollow clearly when he was under control, everyone else just saw Ichigo with strange behavioral patterns. And the reason why Ichigo now acts like everyone is the enemy is because of the revelations in the prequel. He learned that he wasn't as strong and as protective as he thought himself to be and that some 'well-meaning' mistakes created resentment in others.

He began desiring Orihime, but it was too late because she had fallen out of love with him and was falling in love/obsession with his inner Hollow that had seen Orihime's unrequited crush for Ichigo from the begining even though Ichigo was too blind to see it for himself. This created a love triangle that ended up dragging Rukia and even Tatsuki into the mix. Rukia was angry at Ichigo thinking he was cheating on her and resentful towards Orihime thinking she supposedly had sex with Ichigo (when it really was his Hollow) to get back at her. Tatsuki on the other hand was trying to come to a peaceful solution that wouldn't hurt any of her friends and only ended up supporting Orihime's blooming relationship with Ogichi and pushing Ichigo who was steadily growing moodier and angrier at the odd couple into a corner to stew over his mistakes.

That explains why this fic 'Salvation' shows how everything deeply affected him and everyone in their group and how he slowly reaches his goal at being whole again in coming to grips with it all (not just Ogichi and Orihime's relationship, but everything in general). The last chapter of 'Reflection' was what actually set the mood for the sequel 'Salvation', so people that don't feel like reading a 'hime-pairing' but want to know why Ichigo was so depressed in the begining of the story could go the last chapter of 'Reflection' to at least get a 'feel' of it. =)

BlueDragon

gollumsfriend

BattleCry

　Can you believe I had to post this twice! Stupid site won't let me edit ANYTHING!

Hope you're not too disappointed in me. I was a total douchebag for not updating in so long but I had a bunchs of technical problems along with other things. I'll continue updating so you can continue reading! ;-) Your reviews really help to keep me going!Don't worry! Though I do get writer's blocks (hate those things) I always think about my fics (most of the time I'm in lala land thinking of plots and ways to write them down. *blush*)Thanks! Believe it or not I used to be wary of Hime-anybody fics because usually the male paired up with her would be OOC, but I gave it a shot thinking 'I can make her stronger little by little and keep Ogichi in character while doing so'. *grins* And Ichigo and Tatsuki can be a very explosive pairing (some writers kinda make it too 'comfortable' for them because of that whole 'friendship' thing, but I purposely created a rift between them to make it a bit spicier. Heheheh) And Uryuu's mystery woman will be seen close to the end of the story (unfortunately). Its a veeeeeeery minor side pairing, but I'm sure some people will like to know more about it (depends if more of my readers would like some juicy random shots in chapters of Uryuu and his secret girlfriend to build up more suspense. I'm not sure yet since I'm not used to adding other pairings into the same fic.) And Isshin reminds me of a friend of mine (I sometimes feel like decking him for being so crazy), so writing his POV is a treat and pretty easy for me. Glad you're enjoying this fic!

Sorry for the delay, but I don't like abandoning fics and now I feel ready to take this on till the very end! I would like to thank all that have reviewed and favorited this in both AFF and FF.net. Your support means bunches to me! For us writers, hearing from our readers is a true gift and having people still hanging on and trying this fic out in spite of its 'hiatus status' is really heartwarming... Okay! I'll shut up before getting sappy! *blushes*

For those that wish to know of updates, I think you all should know (if you don't know already) that I have an account at fanfiction.net. That site has 'story alert', so if you happen to have an account there, feel free to put 'Salvation' on alert to receive the newest chapter uploads via email without having to check here every day. The link to my ff.net account profile is in my AFF profile (or you could look up my penname ' MirrorsO').

Thanks again! And feel free to tell me what you guys think about the Tatsuki bombshell in this newest chapter! Hehehehe...

As for the lurkers... *sigh* You're not as invisible as you think. I could name quite a number of continents and countries of 'lurkers' scavenging through my stories without uttering a word (geez, hundreds of hits per chapter in just one a week without reviews is a bit on the rude side, don't you think?). Make yourself be heard in the fanfiction community for all of us frustrated 'freebie' writers! I've sadly seen a bunch of good fics come to a stop because writers think that they aren't being read, so yeah. Can't let that happen... I'm going to start a reviewing wave because let me just say... I like reviewing as much as I like writing and I don't want my fave fics to be put on hiatus like a particular Ulqui/Hime one that hasn't been updated in nearly a year! :-(

And as for the questions from JoshB This fic is actually a sequel, though I tried to fill in the blanks for it in this fic so people wouldn't have to go back to the prequel 'Reflection'.

WARNINGS! SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO MAY BE PLANNING ON READING 'REFLECTION'!: In 'Reflection', Ogichi used to posses Ichigo's physical body completely in order to be with Orihime. This created a lot of conflict, because even though Orihime could see Ichigo's Hollow clearly when he was under control, everyone else just saw Ichigo with strange behavioral patterns. And the reason why Ichigo now acts like everyone is the enemy is because of the revelations in the prequel. He learned that he wasn't as strong and as protective as he thought himself to be and that some 'well-meaning' mistakes created resentment in others.

 

He began desiring Orihime, but it was too late because she had fallen out of love with him and was falling in love/obsession with his inner Hollow that had seen Orihime's unrequited crush for Ichigo from the begining even though Ichigo was too blind to see it for himself. This created a love triangle that ended up dragging Rukia and even Tatsuki into the mix. Rukia was angry at Ichigo thinking he was cheating on her and resentful towards Orihime thinking she supposedly had sex with Ichigo (when it really was his Hollow) to get back at her. Tatsuki on the other hand was trying to come to a peaceful solution that wouldn't hurt any of her friends and only ended up supporting Orihime's blooming relationship with Ogichi and pushing Ichigo who was steadily growing moodier and angrier at the odd couple into a corner to stew over his mistakes.

 

That explains why this fic 'Salvation' shows how everything deeply affected him and everyone in their group and how he slowly reaches his goal at being whole again in coming to grips with it all (not just Ogichi and Orihime's relationship, but everything in general). The last chapter of 'Reflection' was what actually set the mood for the sequel 'Salvation', so people that don't feel like reading a 'hime-pairing' but want to know why Ichigo was so depressed in the begining of the story could go the last chapter of 'Reflection' to at least get a 'feel' of it. =)

 

 

 

 

　

I can't believe some of the shit that happens to me and this shitty assed computer! Just two days ago, a virus ate up my wordpad files (stuff that had EVERYTHING to do with my fanfics) and messed around with my internet connection... This means that I have to rewrite shit.

I'm so mad I could kill someone. Especially the motherfuckers that create viruses for shit and giggles!