12:28 PM - UNTO FUN STUFF!
Anyways, since I'm really sick and tired of talking about the same old shit (please! No one ask me about it anymore! I wanna' talk about something normal! I'm so totally bored with the 'flamer' subject and need to talk about other things...)
Like... MY STUPID FUCKING NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THAT NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN THE NUTS!
Okay... I may have exxagerated there, but this guy is really pushing it with me. Every fucking morning (well from monday to saturday) this little crackheaded SOB has his 90-year old girlfriend blowing the horn at his house at 6:15 . On weekdays, its tolerable since I do have tons of shit to do but ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND??? WHAT THE FUCK???
Let's not forget his Beverly Hillbillies lifestyle. This bastard has CHICKENS in the suburbs! What kind of moronic inconsiderate shithead has chickens walking around into other people's lawns and porches? I'm sick of have to clean up HIS CHICKEN SHIT from the sorroundings of my house!
I asked him if he had lived in trailers before and he dared to say that he found my question offensive and that he thought I was secretly calling him white trash (damn, right I was. Guess he's a bit smarter than I gave him credit for, so getting upset for him saying exactly what I think of him doesn't count as an insult to my person)
A couple of days ago, one of his beloved chickens and a dog chasing it got into my porch. Well, I don't endorse animal cruelty so I simply locked myself up into the house (the dog scared me!) and let the dog slaughter the thing. (Believe me, calling animal control couldn't save that chicken. I really did feel like shit for not being able to do anything for that unfortunate creature). After the dog was taken away to the pound, this retarded ASSHOLE went off on me for not 'doing something' for his chicken named Mindy. OMFGWTF????????? He was practically crying about it! I offered to buy him a new one (they're cheap, but I'll have to drive out of town to buy one since I do live in a civilized community with cellphones, giant flatscreens in every corner and toilets that automatically flush themselves) and that only got him MADDER at me!
Anyways, his fit drew attention to me and now some people are making fun of me for it. (well, I'm laughing right now because my life is never boring!) Now they call me Chicken Killer and whenever they see the guy they talk about his dead girlfriend Mindy. I live in a nearly all Puerto Rican neighborhood and let me tell you, we can be pretty cruel to other people especially when we feel the other person asked for it. We're naturally sarcastic comedians.
Just wanted to load this into my online journal just in case people think they have boring lives can giggle at HOW STUPID my poor life can be.