If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

Let me just start by saying that I hate stupid people. I really honest to God do. A new stupid person just had to say something dumb enough for me to bitch slap her. I'm not into violence but if someone gets violent towards me or my friends, I do fully support beating the shit out that person.

I'm bisexual (big shocker, huh?) and I'm not the kind of person that goes about randomnly fucking people I don't know, nor do I have a childhood trauma, and I'm not 'confused'. I'm just bisexual. I could find either sexes attractive, both physically and in a intellectual level. Its not all about sex because I've been in plenty of relatioships that have never even gone to the 'next step' and I respect other people's opinions on the matter as long as they don't harass, abuse and try to convince me to think as closed-minded as them. I can tolerate that because though I'm bi, I don't judge heterosexuals for their preferences and neither should said heteros makes asses of themselves by trying to shove their morals down my motherfucking throat.

I don't dress in boy clothes, nor do I give a shit about who's uke or seme. I'm actually quite feminine and like girls that are the same as me. (there's a stereotypical myth that if a girl is feminine she's into 'boyish girls' which is bullshit. I like girls so I like them to LOOK like girls).

The group I hang out with is diversified by our sexuality and ideas. Some of them are gay, lesbian, bisexual or even heterosexual. We tease and joke with each other, but we never ever insult one another for such lame nonsense. There's a thin line between immaturity and being an asshole and if these group of wonderful people were plain assholes, I wouldn't hang out with them.

I guess that being bi, makes my sexuality seem hetero. I look like a girl, act like a girl and don't go around acting like a nymphomaniac slut that wants to get into everybody's pants (bisexuality has earned itself a bad name because of people that do this. If you're not going to act like an adult that thinks about the damage you're doing, then don't fucking associate yourself with the gay/lesbian/bisexual community. We have to be as responsible as everybody else and have lives as well).

There's a bunch of bisexual guys in my group as well. Guys that you could look at and never even guess that they are that way. Lets start by talking about my buddy Benji (short for Benjamin). He's a really cute surfer-type guy. Dresses nice, but not so nice that he's even considered metrosexual, can talk about cars and horror movies and newest music, doesn't have effeminite mannerisms or goes playing grab-ass like alot of idiots that don't know about how real people in 'the lifestyle' act around each other.

He acts normal. Like any other guy. You can talk to him and he doesn't go around checking people out or saying how 'hawt' they are. In fact, the first time I met him I didn't even fucking know he was bi until I saw him kissing an ex-boyfriend on the cheek. When I told him that it's nice to see former lovers having such a good friendship he just shrugged and said that though they didn't work out they were mature enough to let bygones be bygones. So yeah, the guy as cute and ungay he is, has had boyfriends and longterm monogymous relationships with both men and women.

I've seen him shock the hell out of cute guys before with the 'news'. He can be talking to some guy about a concert coming up and the next he asks if the guy is into men and if the guy says yes, then he'll go right out and say, "Good, because I like you."

Well since people can't tell he's bi, Ricky who is 100% gay, has been in a relationship with him and they still flirt with each other for fun. It's nothing serious, but just playing around.

Apparently some bitch that didn't know about Benji's openess, started shit about 'gayasses' trying to fuck around with straight men. Now let me tell you, Ricky puts up with ALOT of bullshit from homophobes. I think that out of everyone in our group, he's had the hardest time being accepted not only by Black people (yes he's black), but by straight religious white-supremacists bastards. Not only does his own racial group give him a hard time because he's an 'embarassment', his family and old school friends turned their backs on him when he finally admitted to being gay.

This bitch, obviously had been flirting with Benji for awhile now (he admitted to me that they'd had gone to dinner together and that was all there was to it. No sex or anything. Just talking.), and couldn't stand seeing how Benji laughed and tolerated Ricky's teasing. They weren't all over each other. They were merely flirting with words and acting retarded (we do that sometimes).

Anyways. Ricky ignored her because he has built a really good tolerance level with ignorance of stupid Barbie-types. The problem was that Benji and I weren't going to put up with it. At least I was the one that bitched her out.

That was when things went downhill fast. She said that I wanted Benji for myself (I've dated him before and everyone knows it) and that I was just jealous because he was showing 'interest' in her (believe me, eating pizza with Benji isn't 'interest'. Being told that he finds you sexy and wants to have something serious IS. If he invited her to eat with him, then he was being polite not flirty.)

I told her how it was with Benji and she got PISSED. Benji doesn't hide it if people ask him. He admits to it without a problem. So when she asked him, Benji that was already pissed off with her, told her that yes, he was bi and all of her anti-homosexual comments towards his friends had made him lose all respect for her.

That was when she slapped him. SHE SLAPPED HIM! Who in fuck's name goes slapping someone for saying they are offended by some biased remark? WHO? This bitch is.

When Ricky saw that, he grabbed the bitch by the hair and pulled her away from Benji so she wouldn't hit him again. She went rabid when he did that because she thought Ricky was going to beat her up, but he wasn't. He only pulled her nappy bleached blond hair to get her crazy ass away from all of us because she was about to turn on me next.

Anyways, she scratched Ricky in the face and when I saw that things were turning ugly (I didn't want Ricky, who's a guy to get in trouble for beating the shit out of some stupid cunt) I jumped in.

I kicked her ass. I seriously mopped the floor with her. Eventually Benji had to jump in and Ricky freaked out and called the university's security to separate us from each other because I could have killed her (and I can't have killing a retarded whore dirtying my pristine conscious).

She threatened to press charges against ALL of us for that, but since I have a lawyer, I don't think that's going to help her get revenge. What she did was a hateful provocation, and she was the one that begun the aggressive behavior towards us with her hateful anti-gay remarks. So what she did could almost be considered an attempt at a hate-crime. She was told about what she just did and my lawyer told her that if she apologized and kept away from us, her little fauz-pas wouldn't be made public so that the charges would fall on HER instead of us.

Though she hated having to do it, she apologized and even had to write an affidavit stating that she was wrong and had started the whole mess. What she told me after the whole situation was over was what really made me hate her fucking guts.

"I don't really hate gay people. I just couldn't think of anything else better to say about it."

What a seriously stupid person! After she humiliates herself over that, she says that load of bullshit! So, I'm wondering... Do people that go around insulting the Gay/Lesbian community even mean it or do they think its the most painful thing they can say? Huh? Do you know the amount of nonsense we have to put up with every fucking day because of pathetic morons that treat us like shit only to discover that at least 90% of those morons are just saying it to be mean not saying it because they are in a hategroup? How the fuck are we supposed to live in peace having nearly every straight person looking down on us and picking fights because of our sexual preferences if those shitards don't even have an honest problem with it?

These imbiciles need to get shot, seriously. If we have to put up with shit from real hateful MURDEROUS people AND people that have no issues but want to look cool in front of everyone by beating us up, then what the fuck has this world come to?

If you don't have a problem, don't fucking START a problem. We already get enough of this shit. We don't need dumb people adding more to this fucking crisis. We don't do shit to bother you but you still want to start a problem like its you getting fucked because of it?

People need a lot of growing up to do before talking shit as if they're smart. Homophobes fall into the same category as white-supremacists. They are both equally ignorant groups that don't know half the shit they preach and when they do preach it they sound like fraidy stupid pussies that are fearful of people being different than they are.

Sorry to break to you morons, but NOT everybody is a brainwashed biased idiot and no we don't like being told how to think because we already know what we like or don't like. We are not some fucking army trying to turn you gay or have a conspiracy against the church-going bat-wielding hategroups.