Wed, 9 Nov 2011

2:53 PM - Unto nice things!

 

Since I've finally blown off steam and probably shut the kid up for once (at least until she stops being so spineless and gets an account which is kind of a bad idea considering...) I will talk about happy things! One: I'm suing some asshole that owes me 4000 bucks. This is the second time I sue him and the hearing will be on the 22nd of this month. (he has three arrest warrants so this is not gonna look good for him)

I finally got over my writer's block on The Solitary Twin and have started passing off some of my old Inuyasha fics to ff.net. I got people faving them like crazy and sending me pms to write more so I might just take them up on their offers. They're nice unlike the retard I've been obviously saddled with for my Bleach fics.

My daughter has lost her first babytooth. Yay she's growing up! She just pulled it out herself and handed it over quite proud of herself.

Lovewise I've met someone wonderful and that explains why some of my undating is slow and chapters are short. Sorry but I do have a social life *winces*. This weekend I'll start cramming for my fics to not leave people hanging. I hate leaving people hanging around for long.

X-Mas shopping has started and so far since I like to start early, I've spent at least $800. My pocket is NOT happy.

Since I've been getting a bunch of pms regarding The Solitary Twin I'll update THAT for awhile after uploading another Inuyasha humor-shot for people that liked my first one (A Campfire Story).

Ahhhh... Life is good, isn't it?

tags: fanfiction happy life

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Sun, 13 Nov 2011

12:28 AM - UNTO FUN STUFF!

Anyways, since I'm really sick and tired of talking about the same old shit (please! No one ask me about it anymore! I wanna' talk about something normal! I'm so totally bored with the 'flamer' subject and need to talk about other things...)

Like... MY STUPID FUCKING NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR THAT NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN THE NUTS!

Okay... I may have exxagerated there, but this guy is really pushing it with me. Every fucking morning (well from monday to saturday) this little crackheaded SOB has his 90-year old girlfriend blowing the horn at his house at 6:15 . On weekdays, its tolerable since I do have tons of shit to do but ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND??? WHAT THE FUCK???

Let's not forget his Beverly Hillbillies lifestyle. This bastard has CHICKENS in the suburbs! What kind of moronic inconsiderate shithead has chickens walking  around into other people's lawns and porches? I'm sick of have to clean up HIS CHICKEN SHIT from the sorroundings of my house!

I asked him if he had lived in trailers before and he dared to say that he found my question offensive and that he thought I was secretly calling him white trash (damn, right I was. Guess he's a bit smarter than I gave him credit for, so getting upset for him saying exactly what I think of him doesn't count as an insult to my person)

A couple of days ago, one of his beloved chickens and a dog chasing it got into my porch. Well, I don't endorse animal cruelty so I simply locked myself up into the house (the dog scared me!)  and let the dog slaughter the thing. (Believe me, calling animal control couldn't save that chicken. I really did feel like shit for not being able to do anything for that unfortunate creature). After the dog was taken away to the pound, this retarded ASSHOLE went off on me for not 'doing something' for his chicken named Mindy. OMFGWTF????????? He was practically crying about it! I offered to buy him a new one (they're cheap, but I'll have to drive out of town to buy one since I do live in a civilized community with cellphones, giant flatscreens in every corner and toilets that automatically flush themselves) and that only got him MADDER at me!

Anyways, his fit drew attention to me and now some people are making fun of me for it. (well, I'm laughing right now because my life is never boring!) Now they call me Chicken Killer and whenever they see the guy they talk about his dead girlfriend Mindy. I live in a nearly all Puerto Rican neighborhood and let me tell you, we can be pretty cruel to other people especially when we feel the other person asked for it. We're naturally sarcastic comedians.

Just wanted to load this into my online journal just in case people think they have boring lives can giggle at HOW STUPID my poor life can be.

tags: chickens life hillbilly

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9:34 PM - TOP 20 FUNNY THINGS!

The countdown begins... THREE, TWO, ONE!

 

20. "You goddamned cellphone-toting whore! I should ram my Toyota up your ass for doing that stupid shit!" My Grandfather Miguel, age 72. He hurled this out the window of his car just last week when a woman talking over her cellphone nearly ran him off the road. She of course sped off in fright.

 

19. "Get off the road, you piss-drenched shitballs!" My friend Ricky, age 29. He yelled this out his own car window two days ago at some guy that kept moving from lane to lane while giggling. When we sped by this giddy very charismatic person, Ricky added "FUCKFACE!" to the wonderful display of what we adults call 'Road Rage'. After this occured, he started singing quite happily to himself some song that went like "Spread your legs and get prepared to be FUCKED" while I stared in traumatized wonder at the windshield.

 

18. "Beaver-Weaver." I don't even REMEMBER where I heard this, but... HOW CAN SOMEONE WEAVE A BEAVER?!

 

17. I don't remember most of the insults in this one... But I really loved this guy. His name was EVOL and he was a member of the board nosftu.com (no longer exists). Anyways, I was also a member and I noticed that this guy liked putting other people down and acted like he was so far up his own ass he couldn't even smell common sense anymore. I called it out on him and he wrote 13 pages THIRDTEEN PAGES insulting me, every conversation I'd had on the site, and everyone that had ever talked to me. And listen to this... I came with the BESTEST COME BACK EVERR! He truly honest to God got as rabid as festering squirrel shit when I wrote this back to him.

Wait for it...

Here it comes...

The suspense!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY WITTY INSULT TO HIS INTELLIGENCE! GET SOME PAPER AND PENCIL! I'M IMPARTING FLAMING EXPERTISE!

"LOL"

THAT was my comeback to his longwinded rant that could have become a star winning novel in the emo-wannabe shit department. Eventually the mods got fed up and banned both him and his IP and told me to cool it. WHAT NEEDED COOLING??? I just said "LOL". Note: I was 14 years old when that had happened so I did it to REALLY get on his very 'adult' nerves.

 

16. "Call me that after you've wiped off that crusty cumstain off your hairy snobby ass-crack." Adam my EX-boyfriend aged 19 when he had said it. Said it to some 'preppy' guy that called him a fag for wearing eyeliner. The funniest part was that Adam was very calm and nonchalant when he said it which is pretty fucking scary considering what a murderous psycho he really is.

 

15. "You want a flame. HERE'S A FLAME! You suck hairy monkey nuts, are going to get skull-raped by Satan and all of your shit-infested children will burn in a pedophillic HELL. I'd laugh but faggoty fat bitches who are camera whores showing off flab don't turn me on. You might turn me on if you're dead, then I might think of fucking your rotting carcass because at least then you'd have lost some weight because of the maggots eating your shit filled entrails. Have a wonderful day! TTYL xoxoxoxox" A flame I read at some troll fic. The author told readers that she wrote the story for FLAMES and boy did she get them! I wrote it down because it made me giggle.

 

14. "I'M MARRIED TO A WHORE, BUT SHE'S THE PERFECT LADY!" Don't remember where I heard that. Was it a movie? Shit! Maybe it was some random drunk guy looking for attention at Mardi Gras (I went to one when in high school and there's loads of crazy people there! Ah... Lot's of laughs and wonderful memories! Really cute guys too...)

 

13. "FUCK YOU." Very original. So orginial that there's inspirational posters, bumper-stickers, keychains with these two very simple, DIRECT words. Gotta' love people, especially when they make you laugh!

 

12. "Mother Shitface." Me, at the time I came up with this very SHAMEFUL comeback, I was actually 9 years old. English is my second language and at the time I didn't know half the shit I said so I said "Mother Shitface" to my PE teacher for making me take detention for talking too much during class. This very mature insult of mine got me a MONTH of detention. Mr. Shay wasn't very pleased or impressed with my inherent sporadic bouts of creativity. Everyone's a critic! ('Mother Shitface' is Copyrighted to Miriam Ocasio aka Mirrors.)

 

11. "OK wait while I take a deep breath because I'm really mad right now! FUCK YOU! KIKYO IS FUCKIN DEAD! IF INUYASHA SHOOSES HER THEN HIS A NECROPHILIAC THAT FUCKS DIRT! SO FUCK YOU DISGUSTING CORPSEFUCKING BITCH AND FUCK YOUR SHITSTORY!" A flame from some very highstrung adult at AFF directed at a Inu/Kik fic that had tons of Kagome-bashing. (its a veeeery old story. You have to really search for it in order to find it, but since I've been over 18 for the last ten years, I had the chance of reading this wonderful flame and have safeguarded it for awhile. I'm a collector and only keep the best stuff. I should put up the link of my old Blurty journal in here, because most of these wonderful 'stuffs' have come from there.)

 

10. "Excuse me while I go wipe the baby-snot off my upper lip." What I told to some 'older chick' that treated me like an idiot. Yes, I insulted myself, but when people laughed they were all looking at her while she stared back at me in flushed-faced stupefaction. She definitely hadn't seen that one coming.

 

9. "YOU SUCK DICK. LOVE DEEPTHROAT." This actually came off the movie called 'Dick'. The girls made up a poster for him to watch it from his airplane and they forgot to put a comma before 'Dick'. Deepthroat was a codename the girls had, so in other words for the lack of comma's it came out looking like that, when in fact, the two stupid girls were trying to say this:

"YOU SUCK, DICK.

LOVE,

DEEPTHROAT

If you don't find that funny, then you need to get a life. (I know I've just insulted myself AGAIN)

 

8. "To the girl that said I messed up my story.

Go fuck your father. :)"

So simple but very effective in pissing people off.

This came from a friend of mine writing a IY fic in Mediaminer. Her fic was good, but sometimes some chapters were rushed and completely hopped over events. I told her she did that (nicely) and she improved greatly. However, some other girl wasn't as nice and wrote her a scalding review saying that her 'shitty fic was worser than bloody sick cow vomit'. Anyways. The reason why I put this here is because of the reaction the flamer gave after my friend FINISHED the fic she had flamed and added that as a the final blow to the flamer (with the 'Go fuck your father.' comment)...

FIFTY REVIEWS FROM THE SAME PERSON TO THE SAME STORY. LOOOOOOONG REVIEWS! FIFTY OF THEM! ONE FOR EVERY CHAPTER MY FRIEND WROTE! (guess fucking her father didn't do her any good)

My friend didn't reply to a single one and continued writing. The flamer didn't attack her other stories because after flooding that one fic, she was IP banned from the site PERMANENTLY. (Mediaminer and Adultfanfiction DOES have IP bans. So doing something that stupid can be very costly to a 'career flamer' even if the reviewing is anonymous. The mods track IPs and every review has a serial number attached to it and with that they track everyone in there sites. THAT'S how they know who to block and who is doing what.)

 

7. "Maybe people wouldn't call you a whore, if you didn't look and act like one, sweety." My MOM. She said this to a friend of hers named Marguarita (who was indeed a whore) after she whined like she always did about being called a WHORE. My mom obviously got tired of it, and said that to her quite nicely. (she wasn't shouting or anything. She used the 'mother tone' when she said it, which I think stung Marguarita more than anything)

 

6. "Instead of talking about it, fucking do it! Kill yourself or SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT WHINING LIKE A TOTAL VAGINAL EMO-COSMIC-FART!" Me being mad at my ex-husband because he was using his 'I'm going to commit suicide if you leave me' ploy. He's still alive unfortunately. I guess he loved himself more than our lame 5 year marriage.

 

5. "Noob." What in Hell's name is a fucking 'noob'? I'm still wondering! I've heard that insult millions of times and I've never figured it out. Should I go to the Urban Dictionary because I'm culturally retarded?

4. "At least my bloody cum-filled ass looks better than your fat face." RICKY! Gotta love him! He said this to some really stuck up chick over at 'El Ocho En Blanco' (its a club in Rio Piedras close to the UPR. Its a good place to meet really CUTE college guys! I've met quite a couple of 'darkly beautiful specimens' there, though I still carry my maze just in case). We were waiting in the line of the bathroom and this fat bitch (I couldn't help myself. She was REALLY RUDE.) shoved herself past us and Ricky said, "You know. A civilized person would say excuse me?" She just looked at him, "Whatever, fag. I know you just wanna get in there to wipe blood and cum off your ass." HENCE THE FOURTH INSULT IN MY LIST! And yes, Ricky is indeed very gay. Gay enough to be noticeable, but that didn't give this fat-faced bitch a right to say something like that to him.

3. "WHY ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF SCROTUM SACKS?! DO SOMETHING INTERESTING BEFORE I KILL MYSELF!" Melissa. An old buddy of mine from college. She was both drunk and stoned when she said this. No one really asked for it since she just randomnly burst out with this wonderful little insult that I sometimes use to this day to get lazy people to move. It's a daily phrase of mine that is very effective in pissing people off. You should use it sometime.

2. "Quit being such a buttfuck and get me my motherfucking taco." Maria. MY BEST BUDDY! This girl really puts the B in BITCH. I looooove her! She said this remark to Yovarie (a really snobby stuck up girl at Huertas Junior College at the time). Anyways, Yovarie not only did she insult everyone for their clothes, she insulted looks and always after completely slamming you, she would dare to ask to borrow money! OH SWEET MOTHER OF SHIT! WHAT KIND OF PERSON ACTS LIKE THAT TOWARDS YOU AND THEN ASKS FOR MONEY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY SHE'S TALKING TO YOU?!

Apparently Yovarie.

The day in which Maria said this, Yovarie had just said some really ugly remarks about Maria's husband (and thought Maria hadn't overheard her). HOURS after Yovarie did this, she asked Maria for 10 bucks (and she already owed her $30). That was when it happened... Maria told her that she already owed her money and wasn't going to give her shit until she had paid her back everything she owed. Yovarie insulted her and since on that day Maria was kinda' broke anyway, she told her to buy her a taco and Yovarie said "FUCK NO!"

Then it came... ONE OF MY FAVORITES! With her eyebrow twitching and a squinty evil eye, Maria SAID it. "Quit being such a buttfuck and get me my motherfucking taco."

Yovarie stopped arguing immediately.

1. This one is actually a flame to 'My Immortal' which is known as the worst fanfic to ever grace the internet. Since the person that has given us these wonderful laugh-worthy things already has them at FFN. I guess I'll just leave the link here so you can read all of it yourself.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4414992/1/The_Most_Entertaining_Reviews_Ever (Give a lot of the credit to



Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR for finding these masterpieces and gifting them to all of us!)

Quoting the BEST FLAME EVER!

 

((

This is my new favorite sentence in the history of the English language.

No, wait...

"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."

THIS is my new favorite sentence in the history of the Engl-oh, but wait...

"We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"

This HAS to be the best sentence EVER written. I mean, how can you possibly top...

"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face."

Damn, girl! How do you do it? Every sentence is like a Shakespearian sonn...

"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Oh God...stop, please! You're killing me...

"stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu!"

AH HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! (Wow. Look at all the pretty red underlining.)

"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked."

Oh sweet Lorelei...

"Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said."

""Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!""

I'm just so jeluz uv yu.

""Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?""

Mary-Sue who?

"She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic."

Okay, I think now I'm getting scared.

"We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song."

Tara Ebony Enoby Enony Eboby Ennoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Malaprop has more you-know-what in this story than I've had in my entire LIFE. Maybe I should try the Count Chocula (GOD I love that).

"I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces..."

Now THIS. THIS is definitely my favorite sentence ever written or uttered in the entire history of language itself. You can't POSSIBLY beat...

"He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy. "Oh Draco!1!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1" I screemed passively as he got an eructation."

And yet, somehow, she did. I don't see how this can get any bett...

"How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?"
""U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!""
"I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif."
"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."

I give up. I can't keep up with you, honey. Genius. Pure absolute unadulterated genius.

""Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister.

"Bye bitch." I said waving."

Ahh. If I had a nickel for every time my professors and I had similar exchanges.

"Then… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. "OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep."

Ah hahahaHAHAHA! Oh, I HATE it when that happens.

"I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer."

The new mixed drink taking bars by storm across Hogsmeade. Apparently.

""ohh." now everything was making sense for me."

Well, that makes one of us.

"Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1"

Hahaha! Tippecanoe and Darth Vader too!

"In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol"

NO! Not the Count Chocula!

""Yah he wuz a spy." Serious said sadly. "He wuz really a Death Dealer." "And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Lucian. "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." "

Seriously. 'Cause being a spy and a "Death Dealer" is one thing. But a POSER? That's just unacceptable.

"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."

Nope. This is it. THIS is the one. I'm tattooing this on my body somewhere. This is the best, the greatest, the most phantasmagorically fanatically fantabulous sentence ever created. Seriously. Absolutely delicious.

""Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily."
OH thank goodness.

"OMG am I Dedd?""
Whoops, maybe not. Hee.

"He had bleched blond hair"

From the eructation, most likely.

""Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails."

Wow. Even Satan is emo.
I didn't know.

"He looked more young den he did in da future."

You know, that happens even to the best of us.

"I explained 2 her why I was alive."

Could you fill us in then, please?

"Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol."

Girls can carry guns too, you know. Err, wait...oh. Nevermind. /

"I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!"

Oh man. Don'tcha just hate people who are prejudiced against rope? It's so preppy.

"We were so scarred!1"

As are we, honey. As. Are. We.

"Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma"

And FINALLY! SHE FINDS A COMMA!

"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent."

Wellp? I can't do it. I just can't. I went through all 44 chapters (yes, I did) and I keep finding new and better sentences, more deliciously descriptive adverbs, and thousands upon thousands of dead brain cells, once functional, jumping out of various orifices, desperate in their attempt to escape the torture. You see I, too, am a sadist. So please, PLEASE, I beg of you...write more. You must. You MUST.

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik)
actshelly (geddit, hell)
black die (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik)
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik)
"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
"Fangs." I said. (geddit? koz ur goffik? We GET it. WE BLOODY GET IT.)

Final Reviewer's Note: Ellipses. They can be your ally, or they can be your enemy. Use them wisely, my friend.

I don't think that could have been any better. Seriously.

And now I'm off to get a lif.

Fangz so very much for the eructation.

NOW THAT'S a piece of fucking art! If you are a fanfic writer and have ever been flamed, reading THIS will make any flamer you've had look like a simpering pussy in comparison. I had shit track stains in my panties after reading it because of how fucking excellent it was! This person... I truly honest to GOD want to meet him or her and marry them! This is just purely orgasmic! A Da Vinci of all flames. NOTHING can compare to this! That's why its the NUMBER ONE MOST INSULTING THING IN MY LIST! WE HAVE A WINNER!

"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." ))

tags: life insults flames

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Thu, 17 Nov 2011

8:33 AM - Homophobia: Do you really think its bad? Or do they think calling us queers and dike is the best insult?

Let me just start by saying that I hate stupid people. I really honest to God do. A new stupid person just had to say something dumb enough for me to bitch slap her. I'm not into violence but if someone gets violent towards me or my friends, I do fully support beating the shit out that person.

I'm bisexual (big shocker, huh?) and I'm not the kind of person that goes about randomnly fucking people I don't know, nor do I have a childhood trauma, and I'm not 'confused'. I'm just bisexual. I could find either sexes attractive, both physically and in a intellectual level. Its not all about sex because I've been in plenty of relatioships that have never even gone to the 'next step' and I respect other people's opinions on the matter as long as they don't harass, abuse and try to convince me to think as closed-minded as them. I can tolerate that because though I'm bi, I don't judge heterosexuals for their preferences and neither should said heteros makes asses of themselves by trying to shove their morals down my motherfucking throat.

I don't dress in boy clothes, nor do I give a shit about who's uke or seme. I'm actually quite feminine and like girls that are the same as me. (there's a stereotypical myth that if a girl is feminine she's into 'boyish girls' which is bullshit. I like girls so I like them to LOOK like girls).

The group I hang out with is diversified by our sexuality and ideas. Some of them are gay, lesbian, bisexual or even heterosexual. We tease and joke with each other, but we never ever insult one another for such lame nonsense. There's a thin line between immaturity and being an asshole and if these group of wonderful people were plain assholes, I wouldn't hang out with them.

I guess that being bi, makes my sexuality seem hetero. I look like a girl, act like a girl and don't go around acting like a nymphomaniac slut that wants to get into everybody's pants (bisexuality has earned itself a bad name because of people that do this. If you're not going to act like an adult that thinks about the damage you're doing, then don't fucking associate yourself with the gay/lesbian/bisexual community. We have to be as responsible as everybody else and have lives as well).

There's a bunch of bisexual guys in my group as well. Guys that you could look at and never even guess that they are that way. Lets start by talking about my buddy Benji (short for Benjamin). He's a really cute surfer-type guy. Dresses nice, but not so nice that he's even considered metrosexual, can talk about cars and horror movies and newest music, doesn't have effeminite mannerisms or goes playing grab-ass like alot of idiots that don't know about how real people in 'the lifestyle' act around each other.

He acts normal. Like any other guy. You can talk to him and he doesn't go around checking people out or saying how 'hawt' they are. In fact, the first time I met him I didn't even fucking know he was bi until I saw him kissing an ex-boyfriend on the cheek. When I told him that it's nice to see former lovers having such a good friendship he just shrugged and said that though they didn't work out they were mature enough to let bygones be bygones. So yeah, the guy as cute and ungay he is, has had boyfriends and longterm monogymous relationships with both men and women.

I've seen him shock the hell out of cute guys before with the 'news'. He can be talking to some guy about a concert coming up and the next he asks if the guy is into men and if the guy says yes, then he'll go right out and say, "Good, because I like you."

Well since people can't tell he's bi, Ricky who is 100% gay, has been in a relationship with him and they still flirt with each other for fun. It's nothing serious, but just playing around.

Apparently some bitch that didn't know about Benji's openess, started shit about 'gayasses' trying to fuck around with straight men. Now let me tell you, Ricky puts up with ALOT of bullshit from homophobes. I think that out of everyone in our group, he's had the hardest time being accepted not only by Black people (yes he's black), but by straight religious white-supremacists bastards. Not only does his own racial group give him a hard time because he's an 'embarassment', his family and old school friends turned their backs on him when he finally admitted to being gay.

This bitch, obviously had been flirting with Benji for awhile now (he admitted to me that they'd had gone to dinner together and that was all there was to it. No sex or anything. Just talking.), and couldn't stand seeing how Benji laughed and tolerated Ricky's teasing. They weren't all over each other. They were merely flirting with words and acting retarded (we do that sometimes).

Anyways. Ricky ignored her because he has built a really good tolerance level with ignorance of stupid Barbie-types. The problem was that Benji and I weren't going to put up with it. At least I was the one that bitched her out.

That was when things went downhill fast. She said that I wanted Benji for myself (I've dated him before and everyone knows it) and that I was just jealous because he was showing 'interest' in her (believe me, eating pizza with Benji isn't 'interest'. Being told that he finds you sexy and wants to have something serious IS. If he invited her to eat with him, then he was being polite not flirty.)

I told her how it was with Benji and she got PISSED. Benji doesn't hide it if people ask him. He admits to it without a problem. So when she asked him, Benji that was already pissed off with her, told her that yes, he was bi and all of her anti-homosexual comments towards his friends had made him lose all respect for her.

That was when she slapped him. SHE SLAPPED HIM! Who in fuck's name goes slapping someone for saying they are offended by some biased remark? WHO? This bitch is.

When Ricky saw that, he grabbed the bitch by the hair and pulled her away from Benji so she wouldn't hit him again. She went rabid when he did that because she thought Ricky was going to beat her up, but he wasn't. He only pulled her nappy bleached blond hair to get her crazy ass away from all of us because she was about to turn on me next.

Anyways, she scratched Ricky in the face and when I saw that things were turning ugly (I didn't want Ricky, who's a guy to get in trouble for beating the shit out of some stupid cunt) I jumped in.

I kicked her ass. I seriously mopped the floor with her. Eventually Benji had to jump in and Ricky freaked out and called the university's security to separate us from each other because I could have killed her (and I can't have killing a retarded whore dirtying my pristine conscious).

She threatened to press charges against ALL of us for that, but since I have a lawyer, I don't think that's going to help her get revenge. What she did was a hateful provocation, and she was the one that begun the aggressive behavior towards us with her hateful anti-gay remarks. So what she did could almost be considered an attempt at a hate-crime. She was told about what she just did and my lawyer told her that if she apologized and kept away from us, her little fauz-pas wouldn't be made public so that the charges would fall on HER instead of us.


Though she hated having to do it, she apologized and even had to write an affidavit stating that she was wrong and had started the whole mess. What she told me after the whole situation was over was what really made me hate her fucking guts.

"I don't really hate gay people. I just couldn't think of anything else better to say about it."

What a seriously stupid person! After she humiliates herself over that, she says that load of bullshit! So, I'm wondering... Do people that go around insulting the Gay/Lesbian community even mean it or do they think its the most painful thing they can say? Huh? Do you know the amount of nonsense we have to put up with every fucking day because of pathetic morons that treat us like shit only to discover that at least 90% of those morons are just saying it to be mean not saying it because they are in a hategroup? How the fuck are we supposed to live in peace having nearly every straight person looking down on us and picking fights because of our sexual preferences if those shitards don't even have an honest problem with it?

These imbiciles need to get shot, seriously. If we have to put up with shit from real hateful MURDEROUS people AND people that have no issues but want to look cool in front of everyone by beating us up, then what the fuck has this world come to?

If you don't have a problem, don't fucking START a problem. We already get enough of this shit. We don't need dumb people adding more to this fucking crisis. We don't do shit to bother you but you still want to start a problem like its you getting fucked because of it?

People need a lot of growing up to do before talking shit as if they're smart. Homophobes fall into the same category as white-supremacists. They are both equally ignorant groups that don't know half the shit they preach and when they do preach it they sound like fraidy stupid pussies that are fearful of people being different than they are.

Sorry to break to you morons, but NOT everybody is a brainwashed biased idiot and no we don't like being told how to think because we already know what we like or don't like. We are not some fucking army trying to turn you gay or have a conspiracy against the church-going bat-wielding hategroups.



tags: hate homophobia life

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Fri, 18 Nov 2011

3:42 PM - OHMYGAWD!

It's awful... The amount of money you have to spend on every fucking thing these people ask for your kids! I feel like killing someone already! Every week I'm being given a list A LIST of shit I have to buy for my daughter and the fucking school. Today, I got yet another list and I kinda' went off on the teacher for this shit because not only am I supposed to buy all of this goddamned crap, but I have to do volunteer work along with everybody else or our kids won't be able to attend the program. By the way... volunteer work is just a title. That shit is OBLIGATORY! Today, there was a fieldtrip and since these cheap asses won't bring lunch for the kids, we have to make their lunches and pay for the gas.... This is a fucking private institution we're talking about!

 

Anyways, since I'm in a rant let me start by saying that other than the bullshitfest that its my life, parents hate school as much as kids do. I haven't spent so much money in my nearly thirty years of life. If someone told me that I would spend less money on Luna after she started the school, that motherfucker deserves to be shot for being such a liar!

Another thing that is pissing me off are the 'lurkers'. I have over 28 faves for that freaking Ichi/Ruki shit I wrote and only four reviews for it so I guess all fucking fans of that pairing are a bunch of pansies like that worthless illiterate flamer! I ain't doing a fucking longfic on them because of that shit.

But... I'll admit that the Ulqui/Hime pairing intrigues me. People always bitch at me about choosing a pairing and to tell the truth my favorite females are Orihime and Tatsuki. I don't like Rukia all that much (sorry. Just not that into her. Personality and lookswise, I'm a freaky Ori/Tat hybrid, so I guess I can relate to those two more than other females.) In fact that pairing has interested me so much that thanks to a wonderful reviewer (SomeoneWhoLikesBleach also know as Clarissa. She's a nice girl) I've taken a request for them. So far at least 3 fourths of that story is finished. It's a loooooong oneshot with an open ending and I've enjoyed writing for those two immensely. Ulquiorra is a very rare male character and if people think pairing him up with Hime is weird, these people don't know how EASY it is to write the both of them. They feel even cannon! (though we know that's unfortunately not true, folks)

Onto real life shit... Things are peachy. Other than being broke, still recovering from the hell of all colds (I'm asthmatic so a cold is lethal to someone like me), I'm... happy! I'm weird and fun like that, I suppose.

If it weren't for life being such a pain in the ass, I'd be feeling dead.

I'm still kinda mad about it though.



tags: rant fanfiction life

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011

12:02 AM - Randomness: Don't ever do this to me or I'll INSULT you!

Yesterday, after I had cooled off and settled in for the night, my grandpa decided to bring his new girlfriend and her daughter over to introduce them to me. I had no problem with it because I'm like a night owl anyway... Everything was fine and dandy until this little whore (I knew who she was by looking at her) told me in a bossy tone , "Hey, bitch, get me a soda."

I blinked. This BITCH was in my motherfucking house, telling me what to fucking do like she knew me.

She got the Bitch Treatment (I can be twice as mean).

"If you wanted a fucking soda, you should've asked the last guy you humped between your legs to pay you for being such a whore."

"..."

Yeah. I was mean because I KNOW who this bitch is. Her name is Daisy, she's 17 years old, pregnant and claims to know who the father of her baby is when in fact she had fucked about every guy in the project complex called Jimenez (next to Huertas Junior College where I used to go). I wasn't about to allow this cheap community skank-hole, talk down to me in my own house.

My grandpa of course freaked, but since he knows how I can't stand having people telling me what to do in my turf, he backed off (mostly after I told him what a home-wrecking whore this Daisy is. That girl has slept with even MARRIED men. Some of those men were around the same age as my grandfather! SICK!)

What is it with teenagers now days? Do they purposely think that cursing at an adult will get them to do shit for them? I mean, I shut her up and made her tear up a little bit after I said that, but GEEZ! No little girl is going to talk to me like that. She's lucky she's under eighteen and pregnant, because if it hadn't been for that, I would have kicked her fat pimply hoe ass out of my house.

So far in the psychological field, (I'm going profesional, though I can't stand most people), I've noticed that most personality problems people have developed started in their preteen years. Why the preteen years? Well, usually in the gradeschool years, most kids grow out of bad habits and develop newer ones. A new school, a different crowd that may have older people, new experiences... The ages between 11 and 13 are VERY crucial in the character development of a full teenager. Whatever bad habits you may see in a child during those years, will be enhanced and far WORSE once they reach high school.

Most of my friends that were boycrazy in their preteen years, and thinking about kissing and seeing boy thingies ended up pregnant or raped by the time they were sixteen... Because these curiousities became worse. If you see a generally shy preteen girl, you will probably not see her screwing up as her pop-culture obssessed peers. The most important thing to do when you see your kids behaving and saying stupid things in these years is to talk to them and put a stop to it before they reach high school. I already have a cousin that displayed these 'symptoms' at age 12 (before that she used to be really sweet actually) and when I told my Uncle about it, he laughed it off and said it was nothing.

Guess what. That 'nothing' is now pregnant at age 15 because he didn't tell her to quit acting like a nutcase before it was too late. At age 11, they might start posting up posters of guys in various states of undress in their walls and talking about boyfriends and french-kissing, at age 12 they start talking about jerking dicks off and giving head, at 13, they're already using the cameras on their cell phones to take naked pictures of each other to send to strangers.

Pregnant at 15 years old, people and these were the 'early' stages that her father thought were regular girl things. Seeing my cousin Monica at age 5 (the same girl), so sweet and shy about talking to people, you wouldn't have expected her to become such a whore... The 'change' started appearing in her preteen years. You can tell exactly what kind of problem teenager you'll have judging by these years alone. As younger kids, you can manage them if you have a firm authority that doesn't overcrowd them in their own growth, as preteens they start getting ideas on how to keep you from knowing all of their dirty little secrets.

So yeah. WATCH THEM! They can explore their sexuality, but not in such an out of control manner. Even my own mother told me how to take care of myself for sex before I even had my first period (she explained it all to me at age 8. It was traumatizing, but at least when I got my first boyfriend I wasn't an idiot that could be sweet-talked into screwing up). Just because it embarasses you doesn't mean your kid doesn't have to know about it. SHEESH! If parents were a little more open about talking about this stuff, their kids wouldn't end up so fucked up.

But then again... That's just me talking.



tags: life rant

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Thu, 8 Dec 2011

9:38 AM - UPDATE: Bored and not giving a damn what other people think

I tend to get bored oh so easily. For real! Once I see that what motivates people to bitch is the thrill of fight, I get bored. I don't like fighting, but I do enjoy pissing people off and leaving them without any crap to say back. However... Since I'm BORED with it already, I'll just say some other stuff.

Started a really crazy Rukia-genderbender. Well, its not exactly COMPLETELY genderbender because she's still Rukia but the fic is more of an 'experiment' to see how everyone in the Bleach verse would react to having one of the group changing. Also there will be some funny events pertaining to the physiological changes to Rukia's body.

The fic I will continue on next, after 'Salvation' will be extending my Ulqui/Hime oneshot 'All Along'. My poll got spammed by the shiptards so I chose the fic with the most faves and reviews per chapter ratio. Easy peasy! That takes care of that problem.

I've been increadibly busy with personal stuff so my updating of LONG chapters will be slowed at least until X-mas is over. Sorry! Can't be helped!

tags: update life fanfiction

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Fri, 9 Dec 2011

5:12 AM - Some People Should Be Thrown Into A Uncharted Island Full Of Cannibals

I am a person that draws in bad luck in real life. I swear I know some of the shittiest people in the universe. Okay... Since I won't give names, let me just say that someone close to me ALWAYS likes to tell me her problems. I mean, ALWAYS. Usually she goes on and on, depressing ME in the process...

What happens when I try to converse with her about MY problems...?

"Oh, Miriam... You're depressing me. Can we change the subject because your negative energy is making me feel bad."

The last time I talked with this person over the phone she was crying over how unfair her life was and I told her, "You're depressing me. Get over it. You're not the only one in this world with problems and its time for you to get used to it."

Now... This person sent me an EMAIL telling me how upset she was and trying to indirectly call me 'selfish' and 'cruel' for telling her off in one of her many times of need.

What. The. Fuck?

Hypocrite much?

I haven't written her back because I'm still pissed with her for her own SELFISHNESS. I'm a single mother with bills. I have way too much shit to do to be dragged down by someone else's motherfucking melodrama. Call me a bitch, but I do try to support everyone and be nice about it. However there's some people that get really fucking greedy and start abusing that kindness without having an ounce of consideration towards other people. I find that to be extremely unfair and since I'm someone that doesn't put up with much bullshit I told this person how it was and gave her pretty much the same treatment she gives me whenever I try to let loose.

She isn't the first person that I've told off like this.

Syren (yes, believe it or not, that's her real name) used to go around sleeping with guys every fucking night. I mean... She'd be talking with them one minute and the next she would be in the backroom fucking them. She said that she didn't know what was wrong with her (being a dumbass looking for affection she didn't have as a child that REFUSED psychological attention even after I, someone in the field, told her that she needed to get those issues resolved before it was too late) and kept doing it.

One night she slept with a married guy while I was outside talking with my ex-hubby's cousin Melisa. Unfortunately, some CRAZY bitch shows up looking for the guy, waltzed right into my house, beat the shit out of both of them and in the end... Do you know what the crazy wife of the guy said while laughing like a maniac?

"Why do I EVEN bother hitting the both of you?! I've just got back from the doctor and he told me I've got AIDS!"

((BOOOOOOM!)) >>>> See? I even added sound effects! ;D

Syren got checked a couple of months back and told me crying that she did indeed get AIDS for that worthless bootycall. (even though she's a slut, Syren is pretty and that ugly dirty old man she got that shit from was totally not worth the beatdown much less the AIDS.)

That stupid little skankhole! My advice totally went out the fucking window! I don't talk to her anymore after she tried to mess around with one of my guy friends while already knowing she HAS AIDS. That insane cunt is willing to spread that shit knowing she has it!

That's why some people should be thrown into an uncharted island full of cannibals. Or at least get sent to a giant blender, turned to mush and get the BULLSHIT juice squeezed out of them to give over to the aliens for their studies.

It'll be a 'sacrifice' for a good cause.

We just can't afford to lose any more cows.

Miriam (Mirrors)

tags: rant life

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9:28 AM - OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Arrest made in rape, murder of 7-year-old girl

If you read that you'll know that I'm very sympathetic with the death penalty and 'your reap what you sow', SO I think that the suitable punishment for this horrid piece of shit that is still unfortunately alive and still breathing OUR oxygen is:

To get butt-raped with a rusty tire-iron or spiked bat until his ass and insides are turned to mush for being such a twisted fuck doing such a sick thing to an innocent young girl. I mean, beating, raping and stabbing a little girl to then throw her in a dumpster? Do we have to be fucking humane with these criminals?! FUCK HUMANITY WHEN THEY'RE INHUMANE WITH THE REST OF US!

All of these sick pedophiles ruin the lives not only of the children but of the families of the children they've abused and murdered. No sane adult would drag an innocent child into their depraved fantasies and in my view, that makes them too dysfunctional for general society.

These people deserve to fucking DIE and to have the SAME THING DONE TO THEM. And I'm not saying this because the girl is Puerto Rican like me because I've been seeing some heated debates about that. This shit shouldn't be DONE TO ANY CHILD.

It's bad enough when its done to an adult but to someone innocent and blameless like a child? No, this bastard should suffer. In fact, I think death is too good for the likes of him. He deserves years of suffering, daily rapes, humiliation for what he did to this girl.

I have a daughter of my own and... OH GOD FORBID! This shit just pisses me off so badly that I can't even think straight. It reminds me of the case of an escaped convict that raped and BEHEADED a fifteen year old girl that was alone in her house and then proceeded to STEAL everything in the house while the corpse laid on the floor.

It took YEARS for the guy to get caught and when he did, it was the FATHER of the girl that caught him, tied him to a tree and castrated him. The father of course didn't get charged for the mutilation because FINALLY the COPS WERE SMART IN AGREEING WITH HIM.

I think they should leave the family alone with this guy so they can personally punish him. If there were such a law that allowed this, then I doubt that rapists would continue to do so much harm.

tags: rant life

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011

12:43 AM - That Piece Of Sh!t @ssh0le!

HAHA! Made you look didn't I? I know... That was mighty evil of me, but I am indeed mad and need to let out some steam.

WARNINGS: This will have a very squirrely temper tantrum. Tons of cursing and disturbing demonic beastial homosexual imagery. Don't read if sensitive.

This neighbor of mine... Oh good GAWD, do I want to kill this motherfucker or what! Finally after so many terrible months of having to wake up at 5a.m. in the morning to go to school, take my kid to her own school and deal daily with stupid people with issues over the studidest things (some moron beat up his wife for forgetting to put a napkin around his beer can... Why do I always get the buttfucking crazy bastards?) this brainless inbred fuckass has to piss me off some more.

Do you know what it's like to go to sleep with a smile on your face because you don't have to do shit the next day only to have 'Mr. White-trash from trailer park' doing mechanical work at 3am in the fucking morning?! (I'm so happy I saw his stupid ass chicken getting mawled in my front porch by a rabid dog)

I just kept hearing a bunch of hammering and metal falling heavily on concrete. I tried to stay cool about it and ignored it... Until the sonovabitch turned the radio on full blast.

Let me just start by saying that this worthless fuckhole has an 'open garage'. It means there's no doors or walls to the thing. Just four columns with a roof and I happen to live next to him while he's singing along with his bullshit mountain music and hammering the shit out of the bowels of his already thoroughly caput junked ass truck at 3 o-fucking-CLOCK in the morning.

Okay... I get pissed. FINALLY! I've had enough of his nonsense!

So I start making some music of my own. I felt really wonderful doing this by the way...

I grabbed a huge pot and a metal spoon and started drumming as loudly and off-tune as I could while singing some really horrible racist song I'd made up in my crazy little noggin' at the last minute.

"Mista' trassssh collector singin' at 3 am thinks he's protected when one day we're gonna' chop his stupid head off and shove it up his cracka' ass so he'd quit pissin' us off!"

"And his cock-suckin' chickens will die wit' him fo' sho'!"

"Mindy's dead because ya' are a jerkyass mutha-fucka' that likes chicken vajayjay! And Satan will enjoy poudin' yer' shithole in hell!"

(yes. I was laughing like a maniac while I did this. I mean... Who wouldn't LAUGH singing that?! And before I forget, Mindy is the name of his dead chicken. I'M NOT KIDDING! The chicken that got killed at my house was named MINDY!)

He quit his hillbilly crap and guess what he did next...

He CALLED THE COPS ON ME FOR THREATENING TO KILL HIM!

Eventually the cops understood where I was coming from and they told him that it was considered to be disturbing the peace to be doing what he was doing so late at night and that also, make-shift mechanical garages is prohibited due to the neighborhood disturbance factor.

He threatened to sue me, but I got my lawyer to chill him out.

One of my neighbors is already starting a petition to get this guy out of our neighborhood. He's gotta' be the most inconsiderate, ignorant, and loud asshole to ever set foot in the quiet little hood of Villa Sauri.

I honestly wanted to kill him! Ever since he had moved in and that bitch of an oldfart girlfriend of his started honking horns at 5 in the morning to take him to work, ever since his bitchass chickens started to shit around my house and ever since he threw a temper tantrum because one of his said chickens (Mindy) got torn to shreds by a stray dog in MY porch while I did nothing, I've wanted to murder him! (what did he expect me to fucking do? Get myself killed with that big ass dog for a chicken that all she'd ever done for me 'pog!' under my windowsill every fucking hour and CRAPPED all over my place?!)

No, I'm going to sue HIM.

I know I behave unusually immature for my age and I don't give a fuck. In fact, I am laughing about this shit right now because I have a tendency to look back at the dumb stuff I do to just laugh at it and think: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Yes... Things like this make life more entertaining. The wonders never cease. *sighs*

PS: Why the hell are there so many medical companies using justjournal as their websites? Everytime you see the entry blog there's a bunch of shit talking about boob implants and alzeimers (sp?). What the fuck is up with that shit? That's advertising, not journaling! It's... Does anybody even use justjournal for journaling anymore?

Also... I hate hamsters! I've just gotten bit by one! AHHHH!

tags: humor life rant

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Mon, 19 Dec 2011

2:55 PM - Why I DESPISE Most People

Lately I've been going to little get-togethers with friends and family because they nag me so much about me not wanting to socialize with them (who could blame me?) and I feel like crap. I'm tired and sleepy all the time and lets not forget that I've gained like 6 pounds ever since I've started this little family bonding bullshit.

I was invited to yet another party for this Wednesday. 'Trullas' is what its gonna be. It's supposed to be a group of people going house to house singing and playing instruments and whatever... I said NO, because I was already beyond tired of this whole nonsense and my bitch of a cousin just had to call me anti-social and say some snide remarks about it. I eventually got fed up and told her to quit being so fucking vaginal on the subject because it was MY FUCKING CAR, she wanted to be chauffered in.

She could get her own motherfucking ride for being such a mouthy bitch from now on. She has a fucking boyfriend, maybe she could suck him off to get him actually interested in carting her useless whiny ass around town. (I really hate that bitch, even though she's actually blood related. She's just one of those people you love to make feel like crap for being such human waste.)

Haven't heard from my mother in ages because now she's got another deadbeat man in her life. Honestly, how many times can someone fuck up? I told her that if she didn't know how to pick a man with a fucking job and no addictions then she should fucking stay single and not bother. Last time I talked to her she said that she was coming to the island with her new man (a guy she's been fucking on and off for about 2 months. She's already thinking of moving in with him... Well him moving in with HER, because the bastard doesn't have a job OR a house), and I told her that if she wanted to do that, she should prepare herself to have everyone in our family calling her a dumbass for fucking up for the upteenth time. My aunt and grandpa are actually quite pissed with her behavior and have already told told her off.

She's fucking 49 years old. Has had 2 failed marrieges and about 6 failed boyfriends AFTER getting divorced. She's the kind of woman that gives EVERYTHING to her man (mostly money) and then whines about it when they dump her ass and leave her dirt broke.

I'm 28 years old and even I know that she's being increadibly stupid. I'm sick of having to play mother to my own mother. I've got a four year old little angel to raise and I can't take on the challenge of guiding an ADULT that can't for the life of her, take care of herself.

That stuff is just... It's very FRUSTRATING!

Why do I even stress over such crap? I guess I enjoy forcing myself to see how others keep screwing up their lives while dragging me down with them, because she indeed has TRIED to depress me with her issues. I know that she only tells me about her mistakes because she's seeking pity and for someone to tell her 'Everything is going to be okay. It's isn't your fault." but I've gotten so tired of her melodrama that I've told her to fuck off and that it IS her fault these things keep happening to her.

If I'm a horrible daughter, then what kind of mother is she? This is the person that was supposed to set a good example of what I should be as an adult and as a parent and all she has been is a complete let-down. It's rather shameful. At least my kid, always shows respect for me because she knows that I'm 100% there for her. Even her little friends respect me, whereas with my mother... The parents of my friends while I was growing up didn't want their kids near me due to her bad reputation and how badly she treated me because I was just bugging her 'man'.

Should I be a 'good person' and turn the other cheek? I don't think so... I've never been submissive to anyone and I'm not about to start lowering myself by starting now. She needs to quit depending on other people to get her out of trouble and to help her feel better. People always become so scandalized when hearing shit like this, but these morons don't know what it fucking feels like to experience this which means... Shut the fuck up if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'm sick of people (dumbasses that believe in 'family' and 'through thick and thin' bullshit that haven't seen my mother's dark selfish side) telling me that I have to support her pathetic ass inspite of all the suffering she's put me through and all the NEW mistakes she keeps making that affect me. I have a family to take care off and I'm not about to put them at risk because of the fallacies of one very STUPID IMBECILIC INDIVIDUAL.

She needs to make HERSELF feel better by acting her own fucking age for once.

I won't tolerate such shit. What a freaking disappointment.

Now I'm going to eat a sandwich, take some Motrin and go to sleep...

Miriam

tags: rant life

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011

3:20 PM - These Murderous CHAIN LETTERS are FALSE! Take a look for yourselves!

Got bored and posted this because believe it or not people have sent me this shit in order to scare me but I know it's not real.

[[Subject: Fw: Read before u view the picture - Believe it not
The guy in the photo went to the Sundarbans with his friends and he asked 1 of his friends to take his picture in that very place. While his friend was taking the picture he screamed and fainted, 2 days later he died in the medical college. Doctors said he died because of heart attack.

When the photos were exposed, in the last photo there was a lady standing right beside him though friends claim that he was standing alone.

Many people said it is a rumor and the picture is the result of the blessings of latest technology. However, the photo itself is very scary and I'm sure you'll also feel the same way I've felt. Here you go with the photo!!!

A navy officer sent this letter to 13 people and he was promoted.. A business man received this letter and threw it away..not believing in it.. and he lost everything he had within 13 days.. It reached a labourer and he distributed it to 13 people.. he was promoted and all his problems were solved within 13 days.. So you must send this e mail to 13 people for something good to happen to you so people..get sending !! :) don't be lazy.. P/S : Do not send back to the person who send this to you!!!]]

Here's another one:

[[There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It had creatures in the background and the
man looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he
was. Right then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!]]

[[
Subject: FW: Read story first before Looking @ Picture !!


This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul. People in Laredo, Texas, received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them. Send it to five people or the woman will look for you]]

YUP! YOU GUESSED IT! Another one! Even my own mother sends me these! You'd think she wouldn't wish these kind of curses on her only daughter...

[[a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally.........
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What's ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs?
Other girl: I can't really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I'm dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I'm dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I"m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day...
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary]]

AND ANOTHER ONE:

[[my name is jane.....i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry!]]

People... THESE THINGS AREN'T FOR REAL! I've had all of them sent to me at some point and they do nothing to me!

tags: life chainletters internet

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Sun, 1 Jan 2012

6:59 PM - My Keyboard Is Fried!

 

Of all the worthless crap that could ever happen to me, my fucking computer's keyboard has gone nuts and now some of the buttons don't work. Yes, I know I need a new keyboard. Right now I'm writing this down in libreoffice because of the spell check and whatnot. Until then I'll have to work of the next chapter for 'Salvation' while having this shitty little issue underway. Sorry if anyone sees horrid typos! I'm trying to work on it, really!

Mirrors

tags: keyboard computer life

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Mon, 2 Jan 2012

12:36 AM - Fixed Computer problem!

I fixed my piece of crap laptop keyboard! Turns out that the problem all along was on the key mapping. That and that fact that my laptops computer was completly and utterly fried beyond recognition! Phew! Finally! My computer is back to normal! Now I can write without any freaking problems! I was about to give up on this junky piece of shit and buy a new one! Who knew that I would fix it myself under 12 bucks!

tags: computer life

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Sun, 22 Jan 2012

7:00 PM - Long Time No See

Yes...Another inevitable writer's block on my Ich/Tat story, but I don't want to update my other stories until I update that one in specific, so I'll probably take a couple of days off from the internet to get my thoughts in order (Ulqui.Hime is driving me crazy with ideas all the time and I can't stop!, besides that I keep thinking of doing a Kaien/Rukia fic)

Other than things happening here and there with the fandom, some family drama has resurfaced to bug me, so stress is yet another factor playing against me. Believe me. I hate this stuff as much as you guys do.

tags: life bleach fanfiction

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Thu, 26 Jan 2012

10:22 AM - Stop. Effing. Bothering. Me!

How many fucking times will I have to tell these shitheads to quit calling my motherfucking house offering credit cards? Whenever I go off they hang up on me and call me another day after I've supposedly 'calmed down'.

Well that's SHIT! I don't want a fucking credit card, I've ALWAYS said I don't want a freaking card and will ALWAYS say I don't want one. How many fucking times will I have to tell these people to leave me the hell alone?!

THREE calls in a row from American Express offering me deals... What is it? Do they think that switching operators will convince me or something? I don't give a flying sack of shit how many different people talk to me about coverage and loans and whatever, I just don't want a CREDIT CARD!

Now I'm going to call my phone company to get my fucking number off the phonebook and I heard of a nifty little contract that makes computer dialups obselete and ILLEGAL for those that pay another extra ten bucks... So if they still continue having my number after I apply this shit, I will sue their stupid asses.

tags: advertising rant life

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