If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

Quotes towards FLAMERS, by yours truly. For humor purposes. I'm actually quite nice: (fellow authors may use them as long as they remember to say who made them up. And seriously people... Don't take these too personally. I too happen to have a sense of humor. I wrote these mostly to make my own self laugh and felt others may like them too)

"Piss off from my story, you stupid cow!"

"Remind me to give a shit when I write a story especially for you."

"Don't shoot me! Shoot the one pointing a gun to your head forcing you to read this!"

"If it isn't constructive; it's trash." (tribute to Ulquiorra)

"And I care about your opinion because...?"

"I am GOD of REVIEW DELETION!" (for those un-signed reviews from annoying flamers)

"It's not 'don't like, don't read' anymore. It's now 'don't like, don't bitch'."

"MY computer, MY time, MY internet connection, MY fucking story. Deal with it."

"Bitch at me AFTER you have written a fic of your own." (for those flamers that don't even have measly drabble in their profiles. Yes... We sometimes get those.)

"Okay... Is this the part were I'm supposed to slit my wrists because you hate my story?"

"Damn! Where the heck is my bug-shut-the-fuck-up spray when I need it?"

"You know you're just saying that because you're too far away to get the shit beaten out of you."

"Doesn't it feel good to go off at people without them being able to kick the holy-snot out of you? My aren't you a brave one!"

" I could give two shits if you are disgusted by it because no one is forcing you to read it."

"Eat shit and fuck yourself before making me read your cock-sucking bullshit in my review section."

"Here's a tissue. Get over yourself."

If you read this and got offended by it, then you're a cocksucking idiot that shouldn't read fanfiction.