If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

Yesterday, after I had cooled off and settled in for the night, my grandpa decided to bring his new girlfriend and her daughter over to introduce them to me. I had no problem with it because I'm like a night owl anyway... Everything was fine and dandy until this little whore (I knew who she was by looking at her) told me in a bossy tone , "Hey, bitch, get me a soda."

I blinked. This BITCH was in my motherfucking house, telling me what to fucking do like she knew me.

She got the Bitch Treatment (I can be twice as mean).

"If you wanted a fucking soda, you should've asked the last guy you humped between your legs to pay you for being such a whore."

"..."

Yeah. I was mean because I KNOW who this bitch is. Her name is Daisy, she's 17 years old, pregnant and claims to know who the father of her baby is when in fact she had fucked about every guy in the project complex called Jimenez (next to Huertas Junior College where I used to go). I wasn't about to allow this cheap community skank-hole, talk down to me in my own house.

My grandpa of course freaked, but since he knows how I can't stand having people telling me what to do in my turf, he backed off (mostly after I told him what a home-wrecking whore this Daisy is. That girl has slept with even MARRIED men. Some of those men were around the same age as my grandfather! SICK!)

What is it with teenagers now days? Do they purposely think that cursing at an adult will get them to do shit for them? I mean, I shut her up and made her tear up a little bit after I said that, but GEEZ! No little girl is going to talk to me like that. She's lucky she's under eighteen and pregnant, because if it hadn't been for that, I would have kicked her fat pimply hoe ass out of my house.

So far in the psychological field, (I'm going profesional, though I can't stand most people), I've noticed that most personality problems people have developed started in their preteen years. Why the preteen years? Well, usually in the gradeschool years, most kids grow out of bad habits and develop newer ones. A new school, a different crowd that may have older people, new experiences... The ages between 11 and 13 are VERY crucial in the character development of a full teenager. Whatever bad habits you may see in a child during those years, will be enhanced and far WORSE once they reach high school.

Most of my friends that were boycrazy in their preteen years, and thinking about kissing and seeing boy thingies ended up pregnant or raped by the time they were sixteen... Because these curiousities became worse. If you see a generally shy preteen girl, you will probably not see her screwing up as her pop-culture obssessed peers. The most important thing to do when you see your kids behaving and saying stupid things in these years is to talk to them and put a stop to it before they reach high school. I already have a cousin that displayed these 'symptoms' at age 12 (before that she used to be really sweet actually) and when I told my Uncle about it, he laughed it off and said it was nothing.

Guess what. That 'nothing' is now pregnant at age 15 because he didn't tell her to quit acting like a nutcase before it was too late. At age 11, they might start posting up posters of guys in various states of undress in their walls and talking about boyfriends and french-kissing, at age 12 they start talking about jerking dicks off and giving head, at 13, they're already using the cameras on their cell phones to take naked pictures of each other to send to strangers.

Pregnant at 15 years old, people and these were the 'early' stages that her father thought were regular girl things. Seeing my cousin Monica at age 5 (the same girl), so sweet and shy about talking to people, you wouldn't have expected her to become such a whore... The 'change' started appearing in her preteen years. You can tell exactly what kind of problem teenager you'll have judging by these years alone. As younger kids, you can manage them if you have a firm authority that doesn't overcrowd them in their own growth, as preteens they start getting ideas on how to keep you from knowing all of their dirty little secrets.

So yeah. WATCH THEM! They can explore their sexuality, but not in such an out of control manner. Even my own mother told me how to take care of myself for sex before I even had my first period (she explained it all to me at age 8. It was traumatizing, but at least when I got my first boyfriend I wasn't an idiot that could be sweet-talked into screwing up). Just because it embarasses you doesn't mean your kid doesn't have to know about it. SHEESH! If parents were a little more open about talking about this stuff, their kids wouldn't end up so fucked up.

But then again... That's just me talking.