If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

How many fucking times will I have to tell these shitheads to quit calling my motherfucking house offering credit cards? Whenever I go off they hang up on me and call me another day after I've supposedly 'calmed down'.

Well that's SHIT! I don't want a fucking credit card, I've ALWAYS said I don't want a freaking card and will ALWAYS say I don't want one. How many fucking times will I have to tell these people to leave me the hell alone?!

THREE calls in a row from American Express offering me deals... What is it? Do they think that switching operators will convince me or something? I don't give a flying sack of shit how many different people talk to me about coverage and loans and whatever, I just don't want a CREDIT CARD!

Now I'm going to call my phone company to get my fucking number off the phonebook and I heard of a nifty little contract that makes computer dialups obselete and ILLEGAL for those that pay another extra ten bucks... So if they still continue having my number after I apply this shit, I will sue their stupid asses.