If You Don't Like What I Have To Say, Don't Freaking Read This

Got bored and posted this because believe it or not people have sent me this shit in order to scare me but I know it's not real.

[[Subject: Fw: Read before u view the picture - Believe it not
The guy in the photo went to the Sundarbans with his friends and he asked 1 of his friends to take his picture in that very place. While his friend was taking the picture he screamed and fainted, 2 days later he died in the medical college. Doctors said he died because of heart attack.

When the photos were exposed, in the last photo there was a lady standing right beside him though friends claim that he was standing alone.

Many people said it is a rumor and the picture is the result of the blessings of latest technology. However, the photo itself is very scary and I'm sure you'll also feel the same way I've felt. Here you go with the photo!!!

A navy officer sent this letter to 13 people and he was promoted.. A business man received this letter and threw it away..not believing in it.. and he lost everything he had within 13 days.. It reached a labourer and he distributed it to 13 people.. he was promoted and all his problems were solved within 13 days.. So you must send this e mail to 13 people for something good to happen to you so people..get sending !! :) don't be lazy.. P/S : Do not send back to the person who send this to you!!!]]

Here's another one:

[[There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It had creatures in the background and the
man looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he
was. Right then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.

IGNORE THIS PART......

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!]]

[[
Subject: FW: Read story first before Looking @ Picture !!


This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul. People in Laredo, Texas, received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them. Send it to five people or the woman will look for you]]

YUP! YOU GUESSED IT! Another one! Even my own mother sends me these! You'd think she wouldn't wish these kind of curses on her only daughter...

[[a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally.........
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What's ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs?
Other girl: I can't really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I'm dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I'm dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I"m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day...
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary]]

AND ANOTHER ONE:

[[my name is jane.....i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry!]]

People... THESE THINGS AREN'T FOR REAL! I've had all of them sent to me at some point and they do nothing to me!