Fri, 16 Dec 2011

11:54 AM - In Honor Of The Meanest Anti-Shipper In History

This is parts of a rant a friend of mine threw at another site that actually got some people pretty upset with her. I'm just quoting it. Warnings: Some of the stuff beyond this is cruel. My buddy is a huge anti-Ichi/Ruki and anti-Rukia. She's rather shameless about it as well.

"Fukia's presence has been pointless in the storyline after the first 3 arcs! she's just there as fanservice because she ain't doing any particularly awesome shit or contributing to the story. just fucking fanservice.

no wonder the ichifukitards go off so much. they know this shit and hate admiting to it. they always go on and on and about how important she is when the truth is that she ain't that fucking important anymore after the SS arc. she's just there, sorta like haruhi FUkioka in ohshc.

there in the background doing some random shit that doesn't really do anything for the storyline itself.

pretty much only ichigo and his friends are furthering the plot while fukia doesn't do jackshit."

"and to further add another nail to coffin of these bullshit shojo seeing fantards, has Fukia brought goodness to ichigo in the first place? ever since ichigo had his powers awakened, his family and friends are in danger, he's had that fucking rain of his come and go like crazy, and his normal life has gone down the crapper. these tards forget that he wants a normal life but ever since this bitch showed up, his family and friends are still in danger even after he lost his freaking powers.

he was literally put on the spot.

who do we have to thank for ichigo's eternal torture? Fukia of course! even she knows it! she knows how she fucked up ichigo's whole future! it ain't love, tards! it's guilt! lemme get you a tissue so you can wipe your tears! ain't i generous?

ray of light my fucking ass. its no surprise her "main girl" appearances are barely nonexistant in the freaking manga! kubo has been trying to get the tards used to barely seeing her useless ass!"

"man these tards are so fucking pathetic. i feel like I'm kicking a puppy. lmfao"

"get your heads outta your asses and quit bitching at us for not believing your wishy washy crap. "

"fuck off the fandom and never come back. your kind smears all of it with dog shit with this shojo nonsense."

"now all they have left to do is crawl inside a hole to starve to death."

"ichifukitards=a gutted mummified dog or some other inferior shitty lifeforce from fandom's crappy little hellhole."

"all you idiots can do to us is provide whiny bitchfuckery for lulz and toilet paper to wipe our asses. so keep going off. cry! cry! cry! whenever i see this shit i swear i heard a baby bawling its eyes out! rofl keep proving how insecure you are in your ships success! god knows we need a good laugh at someone else's expense!"

"everything you say to me is a ridiculous noncannon pile of garbage. quit using filler to prove this shitship!"

"Oh man! the hell chapter is soooo ichiruki! wtf??? you need to quit smoking so much cheap crack! you ain't gonna like this movie, believe me, shittard! i wish i could see the looks on your faces! there's going to be a ton of butthurt essays talking about how much this movie sucked ass. buttttthurt!

wait! do i hear a baby crying? way to go ichifukitards! you are so fucking predictable!"

"i love it how you retards nitpick everyfuckingthing in the manga to prove your lame already sunken ship! haha! man you guys are so masochistic! are you trying to convince yourselves with this shit!"

Believe it or not, my friend isn't even pro-Ichi/Hime! She's something else isn't she?! *huggles her*

I really admire her for having so much balls for being a girl. She actually orgasms when people throw fits. (I know this person personally and I've never seen someone laugh as hard as she does)

Point of fact... Not everyone anti-Ichi/Ruki is Ichi/Hime. I've met quite a few that don't even care for that other paring. (including me, but I'm nicer to Ichi/Hime fans. They're much more passive.)

tags: funny fanfiction

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